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For new years, my man & I made a smaller pallet of blankets & pillows in my living room & just stayed in it all day. ☺️

He knows the only smoothie I’ll drink is the cranberry one from Tropical Smoothie

He knows I like poppi

It’s not even that he didn’t say it back. It’s more so his fear-driven response that has me ready to end it.

I really got my first ever Christmas bonus. Now I gotta stay where I’m at for another year cause I like this! 🤭

Clap if you’re rooting for Mario’s brother…

Anyone else feel like your mother just does NOT wanna be around you? “lol”

Strike 4…I’ve been sitting under this blow dryer for 40 minutes

She didn’t get here til around 9:30, doesn’t explain, doesn’t apologize. She says hi. Her assistant washes, detangles, & braids me.

Nobody with crunchy edges is gonna press me, number one. & she got two other girls in her doing their hair. That’s strike 3

She pointed to a girl with leggings, fur bewts & a crop “oh yeah this is what I would wear to a hair appointment” bitch I literally don’t give af do my hair.

I think she just insulted me because I’m in here with baggy pants & a hoodie.

Pull up 2 minutes after the time, grace period is 10 minutes. I’m cool. She not even here, has her assistant come open the door for me. Strike 2.

Booked a hair appointment about three weeks in advance. She texts me 2 days before my appointment saying she has another engagement, asks to move up my 4pm appointment to 8 am. That’s fine I guess. Strike one.

Now let’s see Al**s H**ge’s child’s mother!

& suddenly, I’m over Aaron Pierre 🤭

Jessica Simpson got away with so much because “pretty girl”. She’s the reason Wendy’s stopped selling potato wedges.

Unliiiiiimiteeeeddd 🎶

What tf is a “Pookie’s Requiem”???

All I know is, if it was me …I would’ve flipped the the whole Shiz University literally upside down

Not buying my man no shoes. That’s y’all’s problem now

The 5-wick Voluspa candle in rose petal ice cream

The first thing that popped into my mind when I heard the news about that United Healthcare CEO

Now that it gets dark at 5:30, me & the man be in bed at 8.

I need to get back in my homesteading bag.

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Next year I’m spending a week in a log cabin with my man from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day

Mercury in the GATDAMN microwave again & me & my person are at odds

Scrubbing you from my mind as we speak.

Hello?? Lmao you couldn’t wait till 10pm? 😂