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UEFA A Licence Coach Analytics & Scouting @ MRKT Insights ‘Laptop Coach’

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An all timer of a poor performance

01.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think 11 mannequins would probably have kept us to around that in all honesty

01.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nought point nought five ex gee

01.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely pish

01.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, a ball struck hard to the side/back of head easily

01.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the last year I think I’ve had 6/7 concussions to players I coach, most of the time they are adamant they can play on. Our medical staff are completely correct in taking no risks there

01.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d have some sympathy for this argument had we attempted any intricate passing play this season so far!

26.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I think this game unfolds like that if it was in ordinary conditions?

26.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I say this as someone who was keen on Frank following Ange, but this is absolutely miserable football

26.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

It didn’t mean anything it was deflection. Had we been even a below par set piece team in 23/24 we’d have made the Champions League and things may have been a whole lot different

26.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feels like it!

26.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stoke Zero

26.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 0

Is it possible that when Ange said set pieces were something he had to build into his open play idea, that Thomas Frank is the direct inverse to this?

26.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Signed him at the same time as Kuluchevski

22.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which is funny as Hoddle was once a player-manager

22.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glenn Hoddle the player would be completely wasted in Glenn Hoddle the pundits ideal version of football

22.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

We are allergic to the middle of the pitch

22.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our build up play is:

1) Lose the ball
2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up

I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football

04.10.2025 12:27 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Someone else who can pass the ball other than Romero would be nice

27.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Son’s goal there has reminded me that we’ve not put up his statue yet, which seems an oversight

06.09.2025 22:20 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Levy undoubtedly raised the floor of our club, and at times raised the ceiling

For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe

Probably time we moved on and modernised.

‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me

06.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That will do

29.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I’m Daniel Levy I’m now trying to get Savinho done and announce it during the Change for Tottenham protest

29.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's on...

29.08.2025 12:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Headers are hard!

24.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that model is really overrating Haaland’s header and underrating Johnson’s chance

24.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final

23.08.2025 14:11 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

The way we never let them camp us in, save for 10 mins after half time was excellent. I think we’ll pick up plenty points against the better sides, as it stands, need to bring in the guys to break the teams who give us the ball

23.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tottenham emptying the Etihad is just a wonderful tradition every year

23.08.2025 13:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad night for the modern football is boring crowd

15.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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