Grumpy Scotsman

It seems like there's less and less people interested in Halloween every year.

This year we had one solitary visitor, and even that was a no effort schoolkid still in their schoolgear with an iron Man mask.

It's sad, this is my favourite holiday of the year.

My work site for the weekend, almost makes it worth having no day off. 😎 (StrummingBird @ Perth, WA)

I know what I must do 🕹️🎮

That was terrible. I love it.

Im a firm believer that if another person thinks that something you do is "cringe" then that's their issue, not yours.

Keep enjoying life, be silly.

I don’t think i can.

I’m sad to announce, me and my wife have split up because she keeps hitting me with stringed instruments……

…. If only I’d known she had a history of Violins.

It's a me, Marco 🎮🕹

Dear internet,

We're so damn tired of seeing garbage AI videos being passed off as content.

Sincerely, from everyone with an active brain cell.

Never do, never will 🕹️

I do try, but I never achieve it 😆

Somewhere along the line, gaming stopped being about having fun and started being about performance. The stats, the ranks, the grind… what happened to just zoning out and having a good time?

Sometimes the best fun is in the attempt 🕹️🎮

There’s something special about booting up an old video game you loved and remembering who you were the first time you played it.

They can’t possibly be good, because if they are it means I’m bad, and I don’t like that. 🕹️🎮

After all this time I can’t believe the people at the Dairy Farm fired me…..

….. They said i was a danger to myself and Udders.

I do enjoy watching shroud now and again, you don’t get much faster quick twitch speed than that guy lol

We’ve hit a point where some gamers get motion sickness if they actually pick up a controller instead of watching someone else play, yet they still act like they're the utmost expert in said game.

I would like to purchase some self control please 🎮🕹️

Well, I’d love to say I just switched off the phone for the weekend and that’s why i haven’t been active. The reality is that Power Wash Sim 2 sucked a big black hole of time in my weekend.

I may have added quite a few more hours lol

I bought this game 19 hours ago. I have 18.7 hours of playtime. I think i have a problem.

IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. LET'S GO! 🕹️🎮

In a recent job interview I was asked “how well do you perform under pressure”….

…. I said “not great, but I do a decent Bohemian Rhapsody”

Pour one out for the lost controllers 🍺 🕹️🎮

This is evil and utterly diabolical. I love it 🕹️🎮

The confidence that “gamers” have slagging off games they’ve never played is wild. I watched a cooking show once, but you don’t see me cooking Lobster Thermidor.

My ex-wife was deaf, and she left me for a friend of hers who was also deaf…..

…. I should have seen the signs.

That's weird. I didn't have any issues with the controls at all and I played it on my ROG Ally X which I would expect to be rougher on controls.

Just finished Little Nightmares 1, and what a great little game that was.

Everything from the art style to the gameplay and the atmosphere had me hooked from beginning to end.

Easily a 9.5/10 for me, time to get started on number 2 🕹🎮