Grumpy Scotsman

So. I watched "Grammy nominated" Jurassic Park:Rebirth last night and I was wondering if there was any recommendations to assist with targeted memory loss or perhaps a time machine so I could get that time back.

I'm not old, you are! 🕹️🎮

We're getting there, and I'm clearly not reading my replies lol

On the way home last night I passed by an ice cream sundae, an apple pie and a lemon cheesecake.....

.....I thought "these streets seem strangely desserted"

The older I get, the more I understand why my dad just sat in silence for 20 minutes after work.

I REALLY wish I could help myself 🕹️🎮

Did you know that the grim reaper is actually PanSexual? .....

..... Death comes for us all.

The real reason the 90s were simpler was because nobody could google when you were wrong about something. It just became schoolyard fact.

It's almost like that's what they were originally designed for 😂

Gaming discourse can be exhausting sometimes. Play what you enjoy. If it’s shite, at least it’s your shite.

I don’t need every new game to be a masterpiece. Sometimes a solid 7/10 that respects my time is enough. Not every meal needs to be Michelin star ya know?

I could have sworn that GPU was new a month ago 😢 🕹️🎮

I ended up taking a longer break than I thought I would after my dog passed, just had no real want or need to feel social at all.

Either way, we'll see if I can get back into the swing of things.

I wish it was better news, but we had to say goodbye to the bestest boy this morning. He fought as hard as he could but he was in too much pain. RIP Clyde, you were the best friend a man could have 💜🖤

It's not looking good, he's back in the vets again where he's being kept in and put on fluids because he won't eat or drink. Possible internal bleeding 😔

Sorry I haven't replied to the well wishes, haven't been particularly in the mood.

Same, I hate seeing him like this.

My good Boi decided on a public holiday of all days to give us a scare and take him to the vets.
1300 Dollars and a lot of heart palpitations later he somehow has a UTI and a high temp.

Hopefully the medication helps, I hate seeing him so lethargic. Old picture because it's less sad.

Yeah it's all right, I'd much prefer to be retired lol

No thoughts really, I've seen photos though and she might just be a good choice.

That was terrible 😂

Went for a wander in the market during my lunch break and snagged a few goodies for just over 20 bucks. The panini sticker book was only 7 bucks with EVERY sticker already filled in, can get a couple of hundred for it if I sell it 😁

The amount of times I've had to tell my Aussie co-workers to google "the national animal of Scotland" when they ask about the "gay" sticker on my toolbox is way too high. 😂

If you're confused, google it.

Oof, glad you're ok.

It's not even like he's being clipped out of context either. He's tough to watch without cringing.

Which honestly doesn't look too far away.

SURELY a lot of people must be having buyer's remorse after voting for Donald Trump. He's basically turning America into a laughing stock outside of the US.

I'm not one for tin foil hat conspiracies but surely this potato is just a mouthpiece for who's really in charge behind him.

Accessibility isn’t a niche feature. It’s how you include everyone — and it should be in every single game as long as it doesn't affect the games vision.

Better to prepare than never be prepared. 🕹️🎮

Damn I feel old now. 🕹️🎮

I'm in for a rough Knight.