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Inventory tomorrow. For the store that I'm at b/c the manager broke her foot. So I get to deal with whatever she fucked up... cool 👍

My favorite MTG memory was an EDH game where I was playing Jarad and someone else at the table had a Gitrog Monster deck. Somehow I was able to get a Rise if the Dark Realms to resolve. Legit like 45 creatures on my board instantly. I appreciate @golgariguy.bsky.social and his posts.

Happy Holidays! It’s a Bluesky giveaway! 🎄✨

I’m giving away this collector box of Assassins Creed!

To enter:
🔴 Like & Repost
🔴 Comment your favorite MTG memory
🔴 Tag someone who you appreciate

I’ll randomly choose someone a week from today! Courtesy of jzahler! 💙

I have two days off in a row. Cool time to do laundry and clean.

I've slept on Spinach Artichoke dip for too long. Shit goes hard.

Just had what felt like my best DM session in two years

A better photo of the most expensive card that I own #mtg

I hope that they never catch him. Modern day D.B Cooper.

The Cradle is definitely going into Lathril. I don't think the Bayou fits with the snow land theme so that will either go into Jarad or (most likely) Najeela

I did a thing

"Wasteful spending" is not the $9 trillion black hole in the Pentagon... it's going to be Pell Grants and Healthcare money. Why are liberals so dense?

Ro Khanna's part of the Dem party, in California on top of it, which makes clear how much of the present Dem party are actually just Republicans under a different name.

The fact that my man wrote words on the shell casings is so fucking cool. Straight up comic book character behavior.

Respect to the USPS for not just leaving my Gaea's Cradle in the mail box. I need to got pick that shit up in person. #mtg

I want them to tell me what store I'm going to so I know what gym to sign up for. However I doubt that they'll give me a store before NYE since that's the busiest day of the year in my department.

Sadge. Hope all is well.

I'm really trying to accept the good things going on in my life but I can't help but think that something terrible is going to happen. 🤷‍♂️

Hit my 60,000 point reward for spending mostly on Onlyfans and MTG cards in the past two weeks. I've been very irresponsible ever since I was told I'm getting a promotion... now that the bonus is hit? I'm done for real. Starting to pay down debt/saving for a down payment for a house.

Thicc

The Cradle and the Bayou will be here tomorrow or Tuesday

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Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes

She’s a 10 but she keeps wanting to compleat your dog

Happ birthday to me... these plus another $250 in upgrades to Lathril on the way.

Just pulled the trigger on a Gaea's Cradle and a Bayou for my Lathril deck... might fuck around and pick up a Volcanic Island for Renfield

Birthday is on Black Friday this year. Which is different. I'm not going to be out getting anything since I'm working 12-8. 🤷‍♂️