Sod Stewart

It's a heartache.

Not until their 14 birthday.

It's mainly spittle and snot.

I make my own.

I find that they get a bit carried away whilst decanting the brown sauce.

Well, you've got my vote.

Rod Stewart.

If his name was Tom Hoddle I might take him seriously as a musician.

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I can't believe you're not staying until the bitter end, ffs.

You could pop those cheeks with a pin.

I'm a political foreskin!

I'm a political foreskin!

He was paid cash in hand.

I'm a rare cunt in the kitchen.

It's not all rock and roll. I'm slaving away in the kitchen preparing the kebab marinade.
Olive oil, greek yogurt, lemon juice and zest, cumin, cinnamon, chilli flakes, oregano, paprika, fennel, salt and pepper and a clove of crushed garlic.
You should give it a go.

I like kebabs and right wing extremists, I do.

It's my minstrel cycle.
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
I thought I'd give Pink Floyd a go.

Have I got Rodney Bewes for you!

I think we should give flying ants a go!

What's a man got to do to get drunk round here?

Rockstar scran!

We should form a closer bond with the USA regarding the production of petrol. We need a gasoline ally.

The silent majority needs a voice man! However, right now, I don't want to talk about it.

Love the Tom Waits impersonation.

I think we should give Mussolini a go!

Just bought a cheap vest from sports direct. Looking good.

Ronnie Lane was incredibly talented. Just sayin'.

You wouldn't catch me using AI. No sir-ee-Bob!