James Lyden

Jesus. This is like watching a chef at Benihana

White label, black letters, olive drab stripe for accent

Deleted because I realized you might not be pursuing that exact scenario and have vast and sundry reasons to watch sports on TV, but yes, this is increasingly dumb. I got into sports as a kid because it was on in the background and it was free, and now you need a strategy just to watch a game.

When I was a freshman in high school, through some convoluted explanation that I've since forgotten, USC's band practiced on our field before the Notre Dame game, and we got to skip PE to watch. It had snowed; watching them between setups throwing snowballs at each other was a nice memory for today

Cartoon in which a character says "I want things to be different", proceeds to wreck everything with a baseball bat, then says "oh no" amidst the resultant destruction

I always think of this when I start thinking that

Neither of them capable of spelling their names with the standard amount of letters, either

I think I know when I'll be checking in on Seahawks-Cardinals

Rahm trying to figure out how to solve the problem of polling below "lice", "telemarketers", and "dysentery"

John Turturro as Pete Hogwollop in "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

John Turturro as Jesus Quintana in "The Big Lebowski"

I used to think this too, and then I went to Les Invalides and Musee de l'armee and that set me straight.

You're laughing. That sandwich could have been loaded with deadly fentanyl and you're laughing

I still giggle at the escape vehicle being a helicopter, not exactly the stealthiest of conveyances, which can be tracked to its eventual landing spot by anyone with binoculars and a radio

I get what you're saying and it's a minor quibble, but the problem with positioning this boob as the voice of reason is it might make it seem like he has a point when he says if you get on the subway you'll be killed and eaten

YouTube video by Eleanor Morton We Have AI Now

Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

Do the skyboxes get tornado slides?

Can also be translated as "I'm a multi billionaire and you commoners are getting stuck with the bill for this product you never wanted when we use our influence to get bailed out"

This sounds a lot like how AI caught the Unabomber

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Good Christ, when's the last time the Hawks had a DLR game

Or, alternatively, your sudden realization of your hubris and miscalculation was breathtakingly short

3 cup Pyrex measuring cup is the move

Anything from Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer?

2 pieces per serving in a bag that size...good God, they're not going to be able to fit me into the ambulance

More money than he could ever spend in eight lifetimes means there's no one in his life to ask him with a mustache like that, when's he going to tie a woman to some railroad tracks

I always said that conspiracy theorists should be forced to organize an office holiday party

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

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"after an internal investigation"

You've done the right thing, this is what "if you see something, say something" is for