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Iron Maiden are, ‘running free’ on top of the pops and transporting me back to a time when I really didn’t give a fuck.

Spring is springing!

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What a wonderful morning! 🪐

Descending into Lower Largo earlier and Sauron decides to pipe up.

Aye, well, it’s not as if we’ve not been aware of this for 15 years. Fuck sake.

This has made my night. I’m sure Douglas Adams would have done something with this🤣

Weird how it’s cool if you’re Scottish but fucking terrifying if you’re a yank 🤣🤣

Technically I think we were car napped or something like that

I thought this was fucking epic! This as the America I’d come for.
We got to the Whiskey and they told us to get out. At this point I thought we were dead, and was about to square go them before they kind of politely asked us to empty our pockets. They got 20 bucks. 🤣

Eldon Hoke ( aka el Duce) jumped into our station wagon outside the Hollywood Burger Bar. He had some wee gnaff with him who had a knife. Hoke had a gun. My mate (American and therefore terrified) was in the driving seat. Told us to drive them to the Whiskey or they’d kill is.

Kurt Cobain maybe? I have a story about his death that is mega mental. I was kidnapped by the guy who Courtney Love offered 50 grand to to top him. I’m 400 years old so don’t stress about it. 🤣

I read all his books as a wee lad. Is it any wonder I’m now addicted to Henge? 🤣

I love stories like this. My uncle locked himself in his bedroom for two days when Jim Morrison died. The most recent one to knock me off my feet was Prince. I loved the man.

Anno! I spilled my tomato soup when I heard that Elvis died and my mum was more upset about the mess of her blue carpet. Verifiably true - if you can find my brother 🤣

Neil Sedaka has died. I grew up with his music and saw him play in 89. A truly gifted human.

First morning coffee in the garden this year. Glorious!

Galdor.

Given the most recent polling data, and the likelihood of a Reform UK Govt come 29, the only possible, yet still unpopular way out of this shitshow, is UDI. It’ll fuck us up initially, but not as hard as the fucking we’ll receive from Farage and his stormtroopers.

I’ve met many politicians of differing colours over the years, and by far the creepiest was AD - now dead - who was incredibly inappropriate with my 16 year old girlfriend. So much so I challenged him and he shoved me - wrong decision. Thankfully she stopped me from hooking him. I was 16, by the way

Happy Imbolc to you all. Hope you’re out gathering wood with Cailleach, the creator of our great land. I’m not, as the hangover is strong in this one. 🤣

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Fenian Forces land tomorrow...

Pillar box at the end of the road.

I’m sorry, but if you’re planning a World Cup trip, then you should cancel it now. Aye you may well lose a few grand, but hey, at least you won’t be a total cunt.

Bumped into her at Edinburgh airport and she was incredibly rude and entitled. The tv persona is quite clearly, and unsurprisingly, a well rehearsed performance.

Spot on Brenda!

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Inverleith pond. A very long time ago!!

It scarpered! I’d have liked to have had the bloody choice though. 🤣

I was at a Motörhead gig where Hibs casuals thought it would be a good idea to cause a riot. It did not go well for them 🤣