Mike Walsh

My therapist: British Chappel Roan isn’t real she can’t hurt you
British Chappel Roan: Good Luck, Babes

Gym progress update

they paved Babylon, put up a ziggurat

My bf has texted me “omg” at least 3 times already and he’s not even halfway in

That episode of White Lotus will haunt me past the day I perish

Every morning lately my bf does this thing where he sends me rewrites of pop songs as if Beaker from the Muppets sang them (ie “Don’t Meep” instead of “Don’t Speak”) and it’s one of the greenest flags I’ve ever experienced in my life

I gained like 60 lbs between 2020-2022 bc pandemic and I think I’m finally approaching pre pandemic body

Therapist: Twink Mike who looks like a twilight vampire isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Twink Mike who looks like a twilight vampire:

Am I starting to show abs again for the first time since 2018? It’s possible, reader. It is possible.

They should invent a winter that ends

Muscle boyf 🤤

Okay kid I think we need to calm down here

This is the part of February where I start losing hope that I’ll ever see sun or feel warm air on my skin again

Honey, I’m saying that people who don’t do the bare minimum and then whine about it (or people who DO do the bare minimum as if it’s some great moral dilemma) deserve ZERO sympathy. Call me self righteous all you want. And I had a GREAT day, aside from engaging with you.

That three second action that you have blown up into an agonizing referendum on character? Give me a break. You did the bare minimum and you’re whining because we are mad other people wouldn’t even do the bare minimum. This “take” is shameful? Not doing even the bare minimum is pretty shameful.

While we are talking about missing bones, where’s your spine?

Lol it’s been terrible lately. On Monday I got stuck between 96/86 for 38 mins because the train malfunctioned and triggered its own emergency brakes

I’ve been working on getting back in shape and felt really sexy yesterday

Yeah, I do, because I did and continue to do everything in my power to stop this from happening while you cry victim on a social media app

Wahhh I don’t want to feel guilty for my bad choice so I’ll play victim wahhh wahhh

This just put me on the GROUND for like ten mins

#nimblebiscuits

The yassification of the harpy may just be YuGiOh’s greatest cultural contribution

Back on my ballet bullshit 🩰

Actually I didn’t allow Palestinians to be slaughtered nonstop. If I did, then everyone in the United States did, including you. Your moral high ground is not activism. Blocking you now.

Most first graders know how to take responsibility for their actions. Blocking you now.

That would be great in an ideal world where every choice is perfect, but you can’t actually be an effective activist in your imagination.

It was an election. The voters had direct responsibility in choosing who leadership was. You made your choice. I find your willingness to allow your fellow Americans to be persecuted for your own moral comfort reprehensible.

That’s an incredibly ghoulish response when the person you passively helped get elected is allowing ICE to raid elementary schools.

And now those Arab American folks are in danger of being deported. Sometimes in danger of being deported BACK to a war zone where the United States will continue to supply weapons. So what exactly did you accomplish?