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Benwell Lad

@benwell-lad.bsky.social

Geordie. Northern England. NUFC. Atheist. Veteran. Engineer. Travelling. Techy. Bit sweary. Low tolerance threshold for doylems.

120 Followers  |  134 Following  |  497 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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04.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what I'm looking forward to? No #MUFC gobshites on my Facebook timeliness tonight! 🤣 #NUFC

04.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Not. Good. Enough
#NUFC

28.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Am working. But there are ways 😉 #NUFC

28.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 27.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pinched, but accurate 🤣

26.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite happy with that performance given the opposition. Not so much the ref though. #NUFC

21.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone think we can get anything out of tonight's game? #NUFC

21.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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20.02.2026 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was a canny match ! #NUFC #CarrierBag

18.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get in you sexy Italian bastard!! #NUFC

14.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've been told not to shoot unless there's absolutely no other option then? #NUFC

10.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm already annoyed about tonight's line up and result! #NUFC

04.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That team. WTF? #NUFC

31.01.2026 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could have played that lot until midnight and still wouldn't have scored. So frustrating. #NUFC #AVFC

25.01.2026 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FFS!!

25.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We could be 4th by the end of the day. Unlikely, but possible. And still alive, just, in 4 comps!

I know Howe is moaning about PSR again, but he has spent a lot of cash, and if he could buy just a little bit better than he has, who knows how good we'd be.

#NUFC

25.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, yes, you do, but that bloody team cause me to do the same 🤣

23.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are very very few valid reasons not to go on another cruise. In fact, I can't think of a single one right now. 🤣

20.01.2026 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fancy a win, and have cursed us by putting a small wager on us to do so. 🤣 #NUFC

13.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is me in the 1995 kit - and it's being released again tomorrow. Am I going to buy it. You betcha! #NUFC #1995

12.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like I said before ! #NUFC 😅

10.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus, this team are going to give me a coronary man !! ##NUFC

10.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Currently cruising around the Canaries and had no access to Internet last night, sounds like an awesome game ! #NUFC

08.01.2026 09:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

My New Years resolutions:
Lose a few pounds.
See friends more.
Travel more.
Tell more people to feck off.

30.12.2025 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Working today, and for some reason thought the match was at 12.30 and I'd miss it. Muppet. 🤣

So, I finish at 18.30 and will be back in plenty of time to be sat with a beer in hand when it starts. Plus, I know it'll bite me on the arse, but I fancy us to get a win tonight.

#NUFC #MUFC

26.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24.12.2025 10:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
22.12.2025 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like he's not driving home, one of the few Xmas tunes I can stand too. Also liked his ditty about the A184 to Sunderland.

RIP Chris Rea.

22.12.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just today's shift to get through, then off until boxing day, when I'm of course working for our clash with the scum. 😬 #NUFC

22.12.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0