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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.

From today's @financialtimes.com #cop30

Explain a film plot badly:

Apes touch monolith and evolve to become Man. Men touch monolith and create computer that has a funny 5 minutes and kills everyone when they decide to turn it off without turning it back on again. Surviving man grows old alone, sees monolith and becomes big baby.

C3PO and Han Solo aboard the Millenium Falcon

"..... this is nothing General Solo. My twin droid #COP30 can destroy a planet with shit, watered down environmental policies and consensus....."

a star wars character is saying `` it 's a trap '' . Alt: Sage words from the reason I stopped eating 'Calamari Rings'.

Good luck Mark, and remember; If you get asked to send cheeky texts for 5 months to the Taskmaster........:)

Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how

A magnificent piece of work. Comprehesive, revelatory & shocking. Journalism this good is always rare & precious but never moreso than at times like this. Latter day Lord Haw Haws being plumped, preened & delivered to your doorstep in plain sight by a Nazi-saluting goon
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

"..... Sniper's Dream, they called it"

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . Alt: Michael Scott in The Office grimacing.

Someone is attempting 'funny' poetry again in a local Facebook group.

After 6 months of a Reform council in Kent, these voters are NOT at all happy with what they are seeing!

www.instagram.com/p/DQhVo8ljFt-/

Thank you Congressman Neguse for laying it plain.

English Roundabouts   They’re making the roundabouts great again by painting the flag of St George to keep our circular road systems safe from the dark, satanic hordes. What do they want? Patriotic junctions! When do they want them? Before it’s too late. Good old-fashioned English roundabouts, as decreed by Alfred the Great. Behold the sacred intersection, this blessed plot, this septic isle. English roundabouts for English people, draped in red and white and bile. St George is cross, as well he may be – whipped-up hate, he’s seen before. Give way to the right, the road signs rage, and the far right most of all. Brian Bilston

Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.

The difference here being that Trump IS the exhaust port...

Farage: epic grifter

> @newyorker.com

Some really remarkable work here.

My sweater today paying a weird homage to the carriage interiors of the Bakerloo Line.

This is my sweater today. I feel a though, if I were to wear this on the London Underground, people would try and sit on me.

In a nutshell.

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."

( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

YouTube video by Funny Or Die President Barack Obama: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

When i think how far things are plummeting in US (and UK) political discourse, I'm always reminded of this nugget of brilliance. Could you possibly imagine Zach Galifianakis doing this with President Trump?

youtu.be/UnW3xkHxIEQ?...

Monty Python's Batley Townswomen's Guild on point as usual.

"..so, we've decided to reenact American golf fans at the Ryder Cup..."
#RyderCup2025

A collection of words from Donald Trump who uses block capitals to stunning effect.

I see Donald Trump taking the reinstatement of free speech with the dignity and respect one would expect of the President of the United States (if they were 6 years old and had been declined from access to a tree house).

a black car with a license plate that says ' lc ' on it Alt: A black car being driven at optimistic speed through a Wednesday.

Wednesday

Donald Trump's typewriter from the 'Best Speeches Ever Department' of the University of Fisher Price.

BREAKING: The Smithsonian Institution to be gifted the very typewriter that President Donald Trump used to write his 2025 speech to the United Nations.

Signpost in Blackheath, Surrey giving directions to 'That Way', 'This Way' and 'Somewhere Else'.

Tuesday

Me on the way to the rapture.

Who made this! 😹

a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a serious look on his face . Alt: a close up of a man's bermused expression upon being told what is 'affordable' in Mountain Bike parlance.

Me whenever I read what the Mountain Bike press class as 'affordable'.

Dutch late night TV has its take