David Lewis

I’m sure the ones who aren’t shameless opportunist hypocrites will do, all none of them

He was so good at portraying an uptight conservative suspicious of modern life, I suppose it should be no surprise that he actually is one.

Is that the green can? No idea what flavour it’s meant to be but I ♥️ it

In order to understand UK politics in 2026 you must realise that a plumber & plasterer doesn't represent the interests of the working class because she is left-wing but a wealthy broadcaster & former academic does represent the interests of the working class because he is right-wing. Hope this helps

Chelsea looking good for matching the record for most red cards in a Premier League season (two more required).

My birthday gift to you 👍

Coke Zero

John Cleese in the Seventies: one of Britain’s greatest comic geniuses

John Cleese in 2026:

Strong spizz energi

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Same energy.

Fair play to the United lot. Excellent work.

Ka-boom!-ers

Is there an option to keep both and get rid of John Cleese

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

Ray’s a laugh.

(Was looking for some kind of soppy Red/Blue hug type pic but let’s be fair, we love this far more)

Curtis Jones scrapping with Everton players

Many happy returns xxx

Ace in Doctor Who

On a 8am train from Dortmund to Stuttgart (3.5 hours, total price €30) and these lads were drinking pints for €2.50, literally cheaper than my coffee. Another world is possible

I won’t remain silent on this cynical war | The Observer Israelis overwhelmingly back the strikes on Iran, but the most patriotic thing to do is to ask ‘to what end?’

This is good.
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Too many who should know better are backing this war. It wouldn't be happening if a) Trump were a remotely serious president who knew the risks of embarking on something whose aims he still can't specify, and b) Netanyahu wasn't embracing regional chaos as his get out of jail free card.

Some ends justifying the means bullshit already seeping in, I see

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

War and mass casualties are never a "distraction". They are an abomination. But saying the war on Iran is a distraction from Epstein is especially ridiculous:

THE SONG

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