Snortimer

Come one, come all!

Papa needs some new trash!

Only if you wear your hood and I can yank you around by a collar a bit

Thats why gags were invented, just lock one on and that problem is fixed :p

It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p

Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p

Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not

Everything is better with opossum!

Over time he's gotten so good with it that other Doms send their subs to him when they can't be bothered to milk them themselves. The subs moan and writhe in pleasure for hours before they pass out, spent and drained. No release for the service sub of course, nothing but aching balls for him.

It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.

Doc: *cares for you, menacingly*

I can't recommend learning a pizza dough recipe enough. 5 minus of prep, lasts in the fridge for days and opens up a lot of tasty dishes outside of obviously pizza. I personally love turning that dough into flatbread or wraps in a pan, makes it easy to slightly char it without making it hard or dry

he's still seated there to this day

Power outages in the dungeon aren't just an occasional annoyance, they're the perfect opportunity for smexy shenanigans! ;3

Comic commission for @dusty0071.bsky.social

#Furry #FurryArt #FurryPorn #FurrySmut #FurryComic #NSFW

This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet

Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial...

Go one step further! Make them share one piercing. That way their tips keep rubbing against each other's. I guarantee they'll be very fast friends

Tongue and nose piercings used to secure you to a glory hole are 10/10

Should have listened to the warnings on the poppers video the day before, or find it again and get rid of the last remaining bit of pesky free will

The way he knows whether or not you've thoroughly cleaning is by hiding the broken pieces of the keys to your cage throughout the apartment

This please

It's cold, dark and damp, so I better keep you in a thick layer of rubber to keep you warm. I gotta warn you though I rarely go down there more than once or twice a week. Though, knowing your kinks, that might be a plus for you

Picture showing Will and Chuck together. First panel has will asking why he likes Chuck being around so often. Chuck responds that it's the toxoplasmosis. Final panel is will staring at him without saying anything.

Attraction (2025)

#furry #nsfw

Slight sensory misperceptions are a common side effect caused by the Relaxation Orbs relaxing effects on the atomic bonds in various soft tissues of the body. This deep tissue relaxation is offered to you at no additional cost.

Welcome to the Apature Science Irradiant Relaxation Lounge (now with 13% less gamma ratiation). Sit down and rest your tired bones under our newly patented relaxation orbs* and enjoy a perpetually hot beverage!

*May cause itching bones, leaking bones, vanishing bones and/or sudden bone duplication.

Didn't you wonder how they can offer these month-long courses for free?
No?
Well then you'll probably do better as a dog anyways. I'll be looking forward to adoption day in the meantime

The new e-stim box is fun, definitely a nice upgrade, but the pads that came with it sadly don't stick well on leaky possums

Ah, volunteering straight for the e-stim box I see

OK then. First things first: training you to stop barking so loudly. Whimpering seems much more your style anyways... Now where did I put that shock collar

A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?