Raj Shah

'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'

Alas, I was a Casio kid. 😩

[heavy Indian accent] Rajiv… you have two halves of your brain: the right, and the left. In the right, there’s nothing left; and in the left, there’s nothing right.

Whenever I’d go to Starbucks in Texas, they’d spell my name “Rodge.”

Whenever I go to Starbucks in California, they spell my name “Raj.”

What’s a vacation? 💔💻

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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.

'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off."

'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.'

We hope neither carries you off today.

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As I was saying…

OH: they put a man on the moon with GOTO

I miss Austin. Have you kept it weird? 🤪

"1.21 jigawatts!"

So now we know how Doc Brown would've pronounced "gif." QED.

Why does everything have to be a “food hack?”

“Check out my food hack! Order some fries, and some ketchup. Then dip your fries into your ketchup!” 😉😘

From the Megadeth community on Reddit: Statement from Dave Explore this post and more from the Megadeth community

Hahaha! Megadeth retired 30 years ago. They just didn’t know it.

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It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.

— Arthur C. Clarke

The cake is a lie.

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A herring is a fish.

When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells.

It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail.

Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

How can #transdisciplinary researchers work with AI as a genuine collaborator? Five capabilities for collaborative human-AI #research, my latest contribution published on Integration & Implementation blog at the Australian National University. i2insights.org/2025/06/10/a... #AIethics #education

Going to get a whole lot of messages on my next podcast where I called Elasticsearch the first mainstream search engine 🙈

I know Solr came first but I feel like Elasticsearch made it cool.

My cat just walked across my keyboard and I think she wrote a valid Perl script.

So funny.
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Rust programmers are like the vegans of programmers.

Whenever faced with a problem, sometimes I think, “I’ll ask my family for help.”

Then, I have two problems.

At Reddit, they added a "name pronunciation" field in Slack, so I filled it out with: राजीव

I hate devops with a passion that defies description.

Bittersweet… ❤️

What’s your favorite Debussy song and why is it Clair de Lune?

The metronome I listen to beats inside of my chest. It’s built to last, but analog at best. ❤️