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Exchange on Elon Musk's online crime forum: ' Ivanka Trump @lvank... "...surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them." -Thomas Jefferson's reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha. Some things never change, dad! 58.1K 151.8K 176K YYZedd @Zeddary Replying to @Ivanka Trump You're quoting Jefferson's denial that he'd raped and impregnated a girl he kept as property. Which he did, in fact, do.'

Oops-a-Daisy. As Gatsby nearly said.

a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

that panel from Watchmen

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

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Imagine lucking out and getting into the audience, only for this to happen. #totp

Needs more turnip. #totp

Turnips. The natural enemy of the sparrow. #totp

Keep going gang, if we can make it through this last one we're on to 1979. #totp

Yay, Eels! With proper size instruments. #totp

Can she even hear the music?! #totp

Be grateful, he only did the one song this week. #totp

Someone on the production must be a Dr Who fan, what with all the dodgy CSO and bands stuck in a constantly repeating time loop. #totp

Jarvis saving the day again. #totp

"I don't want to miss a thing".
You do, it's a 1998 episode. #totp

just....enjoy this

Five guys with the f and the E light off

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

Dads! Dads! They're in 𝒓𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒓, dads! #totp

Does it involve a radiator? #totp

That top will never last a wash and tumble dry. #totp

A belting number one from the Manics, a far cry from being bottled off in Singleton Park five years earlier.
The number of fools who've claimed it was them "what done it" must run into the tens of thousands.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

They brought the decision forward to distract people from the AI on the Season 13 Collection!

Lotsa respect more like. Eh? Eh? #totp

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Call 'em "Dads! Dads! They're on!" #totp

Rod is the anti-Peter Pan of Pop, he's looked like an OAP since day one. #totp