Hazel

Hahahahaha, this holds up until we get to the apprentice you're making help build your old broad burrow

Read that as milfing dens and was about to have words 😁

A tabby cat looking out a window pane at the garden where the critters live

Tdawg is also a fan. Probably in a different way granted.

A yellow tinged tit sitting on a bird feeder. There is a wooden hut and a brick building behind the feeder and a fence in the distance. Ivy is growing over the hut.

The fat squirrel that is my new pal on the grass eating the almonds I got him so the birds could eat.

A robin sitting on top of the bird feeder. He is an angry wee bam

A grey/purple wood pigeon sitting on the brick building/woodshed.

Ignoring the existential threat unfolding and instead, I'm watching my new pals in the garden

Tldr: see how any UKG has treated Scotland since 2014

This is how I see her in my head, when she shouts at me in a Russian accent to exercise

Scottish Labour Conference being today is just a cherry on top really

Really does. A line of women that you don't fuck with. YAS.

This is so you for some reason

Yer a good cunt Emu

Weirdly timed given his mother is in the papers today talking about the impact of Testosterone gel on her sexlife. Am I saying it's related. Noooooo

Lmao, it can be a compliment up here 😁

Pub in Glasgow called the Titwood bar. Because I am a child

They hang out here first then finish there

My mother was 10lb 2oz. I was 9lb 6oz. I am 5'2". You better fucking believe I'd be having a section if pregnant. People are older, babies are bigger....lets just make it as humane and safe as possible for birther and baby and not have the ongoing stupid discourse

This is before we get to the shaving heads and removing teeth

Barrier breaking? She used the angry black women trope on 18 year olds, castigated girls there as plus size models for being overweight, told a girl reporting sexual assault to laugh it off and don't make a scene.

She's a demon lizard who *upheld* barriers you donuts

We should treat them like we treat twitter. SHUN THEM. EVILLLLL. BE GONE! etc

Best selling debut album of 2016. That was a harbinger of the end

You look like you're just in from some house breaking and I like it.

(We don't say burglary thankfully cos accent)

Italian Scots did it babe. Like the Indian Scots in the OP x

Better be quick might have ten year left

Carbonara I think, in a garlic butter bread bowl

We are filthy people really

Cat in a pouch on a cat tree shaped like a cactus

Aye he's having a lovely day in his hammock

Me rubbing under a tabby cats chin. He is lying on a leopard print blanket on my knee

Same tabby bamming up a seagull through a window

Same tabby realising he's a cat in a mirror. I am sitting on the bed behind him

Same tabby cat giving me his "wtf woman" look.

The best male that ever lived is 12 today 🥹❤️

A tattoo I saw on Instagram of Atlas holding up a butt cheek that I am insisting Alex gets

Ba-donk-a-donk

Misconduct in a public office is very Al Capone tbh when he was done for tax evasion instead of you know, all the murder

Sadly the other man doing the listening and applauding *is* my boss also a man in his late 50s.

If I make an issue I'm aggressive obvs. I hate this timeline

Let me paint pictures barefoot somewhere in the Med, for the love of Christ! 😭

Being a woman in the office is having to listen to a mediocre older man repeat things you've argued for for years, in his man voice to another man, and receive plaudits for his innovation without losing your fucking mind

This is why I shouldn't have to be in an office

lol saaaaaaame haven't left yet