Your Prisoner [CONTEST PREMIERE] After an accident leaves him with no memories, citizen 34615 is reintroduced to his life in the flawless utopian society of Atlantis. "Flawless", so they say, but 34615 suspects his home is far more s...

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I love physically feeling the moment my brain figures out a problem (academic or otherwise) and instantly loses all interest in actually demonstrating the solution :')

I got a little sad for a hot minute so here's a couple days worth of bullshit.

"You got regular free-range homegrown ADHD and you need the Red 40."
"Why do you hate joy and whimsy and Elvis impersonators?"
"Ooh look what I got today, I gotta take my pants off real quick, but look what I got today"

Please put this away

My bones are built on decay nothing can touch me

You can't make me do shit

"The titty tank. When you got road war at 7 but gotta be on the pole at 9."

Genuinely shocked that this is the first Mad Max reference of this series.

It was technically a blackberry cobbler?

Hot, fruit, and soup

"I made a hot fruit soup."

"We have fifteen minutes before my mom gets here, show me your tits."

...context will not help, I promise.

*With a plant stem in her mouth*
"I'm proving a point! This is bad."

She also called the kibble box a trapper keeper???

Things under my skin and I gotta know em I gotta see em I can't have things fucking around in there if I don't know about them

"This Irish doesn’t! (Asexuality joke but imagine it in the fire font)"
(In response to "the Irish FUCK")

Ur honor they're innocent

"What, you want me to have to take a multivitamin?! Chlorine is an electrolyte, like... Sodium chloride!"
Dear reader, I have no comment.

Pretty tame today bc I slept through most of it but she did cut her hand on a measuring cup (which requires real skill) and also we have:
"I have a pan lid, I just don't know what lid pan to goes."

I'm gonna start a thread of batshit insane things my roommate says daily until there comes a day when she doesn't. I have very little hope for this. Today we have:
"I control the rate at which cookies happen."
"Are you pregnant? Do I need to call the pope?"

Guess which side I rolled out first and which side I rolled out second. Whatever your first guess was, it's wrong. This is because I am not very smart.

Special ramen ftw

God the fucking worst like I'M DOING THE GOOD THING BE NICE TO ME

This is hilarious to me good job tho