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James T. Kirk

@kirkofficail.bsky.social

Captain of the Starship Enterprise Known sex haver he/him

14 Followers  |  1 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2025  |  1.8024

Latest posts by kirkofficail.bsky.social on Bluesky

computer show me vulcan feet pics

01.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg trueee

01.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

captains log star date who gives a fuck

01.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

i actually have no idea how to fly this thing im glad i dont have to

01.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

need my kirkussy ate

01.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

this is a reminder to all staff that klingon costumes are not allowed for the Enterprise halloween party. not only are they culturally insensitive, i also just shot mr chekhov by accident because he came around a corner really fast and i thought he was a real klingon

31.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

labubu

30.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aw shit i think we just time traveled again

30.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i only know the names of like 5 people on this starship half these guys could be stowaways and id be none the wiser

30.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the reason they haven’t made a lego enterprise yet is because i dont think i look good as a minifigure and i wont let them make it without me

30.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

we just found hatsune miku she’s real

29.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

jesus christ i thought i saw a tribble and i nearly shit myself thankfully it was just one of mr spock’s hairballs

29.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

This is a message to all crew PLEASE stop saying you are “kirkin’ it”

28.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 2

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