Canada will fight. The Danes won’t give up Greenland. Mexico is not backing down either.

If you ring my doorbell, and I'm not expecting anyone, I just assume you're here to murder me.

Strongly considering falling in love and building a fulfilling, healthy, lifetime relationship with someone just to spite my ex boyfriends.

“Summer bodies are made in the winter,” I yell as I lick the icing off the saran wrap from the banana cake I bought while not stopping to breathe.