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Crystal D Smith - Expedition 69

@crystaldsmith.bsky.social

Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable TGJS Audio : https://anchor.fm/crystal-d-smith

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Latest posts by crystaldsmith.bsky.social on Bluesky

You don't have to accept them, but it's what's important to a lot of people.

Enough to support that right-wing AI data farming, election interfering ass slop site.

17.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's absolutely about the engagement in most cases

17.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) They get more engagement
2) They can get paid for generating engagement
3) there are more gaming pages, devs, etc there versus here.

None of that matters to me, but It matters to the people who are still using it.

17.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I plead the fifth

16.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK ICE

Y'all a bunch of weak-ass bitches

16.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know how back in the day we had LAN parties? Well, now we have colonoscopy parties.

16.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Out of Context Quote:

"Nothing weird, like I'll shove a camera up your butt. You shove a camera up my butt, and then we'll play Cards Against Humanity."

16.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And unfortunately, accurate

16.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that, because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

Turkish Proverb

16.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO. It's the meth and the heat

14.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol

14.02.2026 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's all she did, defensively yapp. She's a bully who isn't used to not getting her way. She needs to be punched in her face a few times.

13.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's alright! It was a rare situation, so I figured I'd try to have fun with it

13.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was actually super respectful, but I absolutely intended to bring up topics I knew would twist her panties

13.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO

13.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO I didn't. I was quite respectful when telling her things I knew would trigger her bitch ass

13.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a chicken shit. She couldn't even handle sitting next to a queer couple. People like her are all bark and no bite.

13.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. She just had a horrible aura. Her face permanently looks angry

13.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really did.

13.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She immediately moved seats when I rubbed in her face that I had just gotten married to another woman.

13.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, they were douchebags. They gave me a creepy vibe

13.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. Summer of 2015. It wasn't a long flight. Tampa to Vegas. Long enough to piss her off lol

13.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She had these two boys with her. They couldn't have been more than 18 or 19. They claimed to be her interns. I'm not even kidding you when I tell you they spent the whole flight looking at porn. They were very obnoxious and loud.

13.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's legit a disgusting person

She had these two idiot boys with her who couldn't have been more than 18 or 19 who claimed to be her interns, and they literally spent the entire flight watching porn. I shit you not.

13.02.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. I was flying out to Vegas for a client convention, and that was the year I had gotten married to my ex, and we were sitting next to her on the plane.

Shes used to be a politician in Florida and I rubbed it in her face that we had gotten married. She was against gay marriage.

13.02.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a horrible person.

13.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in 2015, I sat next to Pam Bondi on a plane to Vegas.

She was an insufferable cunt back then, too.

Entitled, rude, and she pulled the "do you know who I am" card.

I told her I was gay, and she changed seats.

She had this dark, angry, miserable energy.

13.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Cuz those are the only 2 shows I really love. Lol

Fallout is on that list now, though. But I don't dislike any couplings there. Yet.

12.02.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SPOILER ALERT

12.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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