Joshua Carney

Few things as violent as a Hallmark Christmas movie. So many dead mothers leaving behind hunky dads with one daughter.

I’ve decided 55 degrees is the best degrees.

I am it takes me three nights to watch a 90 minute movie years old.

Preempting the don’t-celebrate-xmas-until-advent-is-over-critics with, ok then you better go ballistic for all 12 days of xmas & 7 weeks easter.

I’m anticipating a bit whiplash having just finished Christian Wiman’s Zero At The Bone, but I’m excited to work this into the morning poetry routine.

On the critically acclaimed success of @hotfrosty (yes you read that right): everyone is just happy to see something good happen to Ted after things went south with Alexis.

With all the slang that helps evolve our language and add new words to the dictionary every year, can someone please come up with something to replace “hor d’Oeuvres” so I can stop googling it every time I have to use it in print? Thx.

Happy Friday

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In the end it turns out that they neither cared about starving kids in Africa or that he said shit. RIP Tony

Netflix sourcing streaming services for the #paultyson fight to Temu

Hang on to what? My handle is invalid.

Well shit, Wendell Berry isn’t on this either

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