Carmilla's Strap

Honestly, truly, same.

😴 wakes out of a dead sleep 😴
*Lo's being existential again*

hobbit STUNS high elves by ordering lembas in perfect quenya

That screenwriter sounds like they have a date with freud

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

hudson on top of connor

who wants to come over and do this

the way sarah paulson is looking at him. she understands

every ugly thing you hold inside #heatedrivalry

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

A judge just tossed out Columbia University's disciplinary actions against 22 students over the 2024 Hamilton Hall occupation, finding the school relied on sealed arrest records and held individuals responsible for group actions, violating its own rules.

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Hell yeah, brother

Great day for me to go on vacation specifically!

Unicorn 🦄

"women avoiding GL is not just reducible to internalized misogyny" => female sexuality is a perpetual panopticon and f/f is the inflection point of internalized intensified self-surveillance, producing what can only be described as an angst that is either resolved through avoidance or indulgence

don't be afraid, just start the tape. 📼 #iwtv

Same!

Same! we must be similar ages. But then i had a gap and didn't participate in a fandom until (unforch) bbc Sherlock when i was 18 or 19. Then i read star trek and avengers fic but didn't participate in the fandom, then Hannibal then gap then ofmd in the sad covid years

This is so cute! I've been trying to decide if this'll finally get me into a sport so maybe i should go for it

zohran really is the trump whisperer, huh

It works out for me!

This is a scandal for ICE, but also an indication of just how much they're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

They've had multiple applicants with outstanding warrants for their own arrest walking in looking to play cop. That's apparently how dumb some of these goons are.

give me the death note for five minutes and i could fix this country

I know we're on insanely different schedules, it always blows my mind a little. Its 8am here. What time is it there? Like 6pm or something?

Me: I just think it's crucial and important that as an adult you're able to make your favorite sandwich, your favorite soup and your favorite salad. Ykwim??

Socrates, moving the planchette on my Ouija board: ........ Yes.... Y... E... S...
G... I... R.... L...
T... O... T... A.... L...L...Y

This made me truly lol first thing after waking up

"He's not white he's French" is absolutely hilarious

kill all fake lovers