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hittin that Häagen-Dasz

the progression of AIDS treatment in my lifetime, from how terrifying it was as a child in the 80s to stories like this 40-odd years later, is genuinely one of the human race’s most awe-inspiring scientific achievements. it was a nonnegotiable death sentence for SO LONG

a Virgo I love, says all the hottest Virgos are getting fired or divorced this winter. 💅🏾

Every day there's a viral post about the torture of listening to a child/co-worker/date drone on and on about some obscure subject they're obsessed with.

Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing

now we’re 3 hours in they’ve figured it out, which is great. I’ve overheard multiple people say they hate going out, so… like I guess I hope they learn that to fuck you must leave the house most of the time.

I work in a lesbian bar and there’s a singles event tonight. the host didn’t show, and these indoor kids were very hesitant to just start talking to each other without a leader

Because you're already wasting your life!Art doesn't need a point either!

I am honey, sweetheart, I am habibi, I am love. when people don’t treat me accordingly this is genuinely confusing.

the broom I just bought (from the dollar store) was in two pieces in two different rooms when I got home. I haven’t laughed so hard all day.

like, love to anyone that sees my CF story. i’m really so sincere.

what if i’m ready to own Messy™︎☘︎?

yes absolutely.

now that twitter’s privacy policy is fully biting the dust, my personal account there will soon be no more!!

i am ready for the universe to stop humbling me.

frankly, the weight of starting over (in a few ways at the same time) has felt the roughest it has ever been the past couple of months.

I need all the help I can get lol

I did yoga for 10 mins for two days in a row and I already feel so much better. I feel like I have this discovery every few months and I’m still shocked.