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Politicians are public servants. Our employees. We don't pay them to be looked down on by them. We're here to keep our little lotto winners in line. Remember that. Feed and care for animals. Because they're better than us.

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I came up with the idea for a guitar game for PS2 long before Guitar Hero was a thing. It came to me when I was super stoned and imagining the possibilities a USB port and LAN connection could provide. A relative of mine called it in to some inventor ad he saw on TV and never heard anything back.

05.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a door . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a door .

You would think he would need to provide a birth certificate or similar. I guess after the visa ran out they just didn't check after that? I don't know, a bit confusing there.

05.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ID and Voter Registration

When you register to vote in Florida, you must provide either:

The number and date of issuance on your Florida Driver License or Florida ID Card issued by the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles; OR
    
The last 4 digits of your Social Security Number.

ID and Voter Registration When you register to vote in Florida, you must provide either: The number and date of issuance on your Florida Driver License or Florida ID Card issued by the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles; OR The last 4 digits of your Social Security Number.

Apart from below, "If you are eligible to vote in Florida but you do not have a Social Security Number, you can still fill out the paper Voter Registration Application form."

Source:
www.commoncause.org/florida/reso...

05.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, definitely. I'm talking about the state, not the person.

05.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They're all going to. Plumpie already broke the highest law in the land. Rather than immediately stop him, they play good cop while allowing him to do it. If they get the votes to stop him he'll do it anyway and they'll say, "aww, shucks" and support Israel in every other way.

05.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking pathetic.

05.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's going with the "maybe if she says pwease" approach.

05.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Good question.

05.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Florida veteran loses federal citizenship case, now fears deportation with nowhere to go Paul Canton served honorably in the U.S. Marine Reserves but was denied citizenship on a legal technicality. Now, he faces deportation. Investigative Reporter Katie LaGrone reports.

How very Florida.

Discussion:
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...

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Care enough to cut yourself off from the blood money?

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I want someone to ask these people why it is okay for Israel to have nuclear weapons.

05.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

He's soo happy about crossing that line that no one should ever cross without immediate removal. The final line is nuclear. And Congress will just sit back and let it happen.

05.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks like the type of guy who has sex with dogs.

05.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon that says, "Neer forget Putin put a bounty on Americans in Afghanistan & [Pl]ump did nothing.

Cartoon that says, "Neer forget Putin put a bounty on Americans in Afghanistan & [Pl]ump did nothing.

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There's always a 'tweet'.

05.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time. Minnesota fraud again today. No one was watching.

05.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alex's therapist is a virgin wannabe nazi kid.

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Looks like they really turned the frogs gay on this one..

He went off camera to fake cry.

Source:
xcancel.com/AutisticClip...

05.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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DOJ quietly shelves Biden autopen investigation that Trump demanded President Donald Trump has repeatedly claimed former President Joe Biden used an autopen without knowing the contents of what he signed.

Alternate source:

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a cartoon of beavis from beavis and butthead with the words settle down above him ALT: a cartoon of beavis from beavis and butthead with the words settle down above him
05.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After all of these years, Bannon still needs a bath.

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And yet..

05.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As was the plan.

(Made this YEARS ago)

05.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Noted and added to the thread. Thanks!

05.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Informative, extensive deep-dive.

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Residents flee Iran's capital as agency says death toll in Tehran tops 1,000
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour Residents flee Iran's capital as agency says death toll in Tehran tops 1,000
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