alex

#WheelofTime being like "ok so for season 3 EVERYONE is hotter, gayer, more evil, more stabbed... The whole cast is serving cunt, frankly."

I want to fuck every woman on that show so badly it makes me look stupid.

I think Rosamund Pike would make an incredible shitposter if she wasn't famous

i think i ended up with one of those like boring and cute leafy ones ?

the bear shark one i legit considered like four years ago when i was in the market for one

besties all we need is private accounts and then i could finally leave the evil 🥲

Kate Fleetwood the woman that you ARE

I’ll never understand why some women play dumb to attract men. Why would you want a man that’s attracted to stupid women? Personally, I like women so intelligent that it takes me a couple of days to realize I’ve been insulted.

YES YEEEEESSSSSSSSS welcome we have an absolute fucking gaggle of milfs and season 2 is even better !!!!!

#Harrow and #Gideon are done!!!

Screenshot of wheel of time scene . A green ajah jaine , brunette woman in leather mage armor with caption on screen reading “it’s so good”

My review of the sneak peek

#TheWheelofTime

i read them in a delirium after s2 came out and honestly they’re wild and in some ways bad but i also had so much fun so ? but literally every time something comes out abt s3 my heart jumps and i feel like im gonna throw up 🥲

please do !!! it’s been like a whole year and a half of it being my entire personality 🥲

think i might try and reread book 4 before s3 starts ,,,, im literally so excited i keep getting weirdly giddy 😭

i just think. s3 is gonna be so fucking cool 😭 they’re gonna do a whole arches thing with moiraine and the rings, moghedien and nynaeve are gonna be so fucked up, moiraine divorce era, middle aged women blowing each other up, rands stupid dragon tattoos 😭😭

every day i log on to a social media, start gnawing on my desk about twot, then log out again

Meme with new still of Liandrin from the s3 trailer. She is looking directly at the screen, her hair is down and she has dark makeup around her eyes. The meme has a poorly drawn figure giving the photo a thumbs up with a thought bubble that says “don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it” with text behind in all caps and red letters “you flew the mother plane directly into the world serve center and hit the cuntagon”.

There’s literally no chance I’m being normal about this!!!!!!! #WoTskies #wheeloftime #liandrin

Shohreh in her badass red Elaida outfit standing in what I think is the Hall of the Tower.

Not one single one of us IS READY FOR THIS.

A wide shot of Rand approaching a ton of tall glass columns that look mysteriously fog shrouded and mystical

This is 9,000x cooler than whatever goofy ass thing has always been in my head for the glass columns, holy shit.

a bunch of women in a fancy white stone room who are just wrecking each other with magic. one is floating in the air, there are magic weaves everywhere, fire, it's gonna be wild

I AM SO READY TO SEE THE 25-30 LADY MAGIC THUNDERDOME

good evening happy to report that i’m still here!

Liandrin on a red valentine with hearts that reads “Do you want to see my persimmons? They’re in season.” with a To: & From:

Liandrin riding a horse on a red valentine with hearts that reads “Do you think men deserve rights?” and below a yes and no checkbox option. To: & From: just below boxes.

Liandrin looking particularly peeved on a red valentine with hearts that reads “*glares in heinously sapphic rage*” with a To: & From:

Liandrin on a red valentine with hearts that reads “Can I interest you in a fruitcake this Valentine’s Day? I’m available.” with a To: & From:.

happy valentine’s day season from our favorite morally grey red sister! #WoTskies #wheeloftime

instagram ready to be sent dm that reads “If we don’t get any season 3 Liandrin content in the next 24 hours I’m going to bleach my eyebrows please don’t make me do this”

I am one minor inconvenience away from hitting send. Desperate times call for desperate measures and I demand to see our pretty grumpy wet cat red lady PLEASE #WoTskies #thewheelotime #whereissisterstrongjaw

thank you princess diana for your wise words in this trying time

Ed Balls

Always surprised that someone “letting themselves go” is a neg when it ought to be a triumph to escape the shackles of however the fuck you thought you had to be.

O! She let go of waxing her eyebrows which she’d done since that girl in highschool said they looked “beefy” and now she’s free!? Good!

She's just in it for the milf

like i HAVE to be weird sometimes and i can’t be in public 😭

i’m sorry i’ve done this to you 😭😭 betrayal in action from me fr 😭