Waldo

"how dare the bees sting me!" Says man who is jamming his dick into a beehive, repeatedly.

If this illegal bombing of innocent civilians doesn't win Trump the nobel peace prize, I'm not sure what will.

I was making fun of a French guys hat and he said "Why are you beret ing me!"

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A screenshot of Congressman Joe Morelle bending over and letting trump have his way with him. I can't retype his words because they are that of coward.

This is why the Dems keep losing elections. Our elected officials stand by and watch illegal attrocities occur and can't even condemn it.
Joe Morelle is a pusillanimous troglodyte.

Thank you @pavvywheelz82.bsky.social for your thesaurus brain.

You think sports betting is bad? Rigged by players, refs an leagues?

Good thing we don't choose our foreign policy based on a gamble...

Oh.. wait...

(Watches white house insiders make $$$$$ on polymarket and other betting sites with their knowledge)

Two panel comic. The first had two buttons with a finger about to press one. The options are "go to war" or "admit our leader is a pedophile". The 2nd panel is a man sweating and wiping his face because he doesn't know which to pick and is labeled "republicans".

The United States right now...

America: "We don't negotiate with terrorists! But we will put one in charge and let him bring his friends to the genocide table."

There's no room to negotiate when you already have what you want.

Reasons Trump started this war:

Increases islamophobia
Makes the filthy rich richer
Distracts from his pedophelia

Unhappy with just slaughtering children in Gaza, Netanyahu teamed up with known pedophile Donald Trump to kill children in Iran.

Can we fill it with rats first. Hungry hungry rats?

Bombing for peace is like fucking for abstinence.

I ate the most amazing goat cheese today. I asked the farmer what his trick is and he told me it's fear. You see, he lives on a mountain, and chases the goats to a cliffs edge. When they look over and see how high they are and that they can't escape, that's when he milks them.

It's Ledge End Dairy

Republicans: "we will lower the prices of everything!"

Also Republicans: "if you can't afford meat, just eat the organs!"

It gets easier the more you do it.

The best part isn't actually finding me, it's finding all the cool/weird stuff happening around me.

Every page is its own adventure of absurdity and fun.

I'm debating setting up a general store.

I'll call it "Wares Waldo"

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Happy hunting! I'm usually a joy to find.

Yup, that's me.

We put the Gross, in Gross Incompetence! - Republicans

Heh straw berries. Nice....

Hillary: "let me testify to the public so you are transparent and this isn't just a partisan hack job."

Republicans: "nope, closed door only"

Also Republicans: "here's a picture of Hillary in the closed door meeting that we didn't allow cameras into"

The GOP is a clown show run by a pedophile.

The only time republicans will actually care about "family values" is when they march the dissenters on stage to auction us off into labor camps.

No matter how hard the DNC tries, you're never going to win over "independent" voters that called their school districts demanding they remove litter boxes from classrooms.

And yet they'll spend millions trying just that, while denying progressives funding and actively funding their opponents.

Tony Gonzales represents the Republican party perfectly.

It doesn't matter how many times they break the law, sexually harass women, cheat on their wives, or rape kids, they have an R next to their name. It's more important they have power, than face consequences.

There I am!

"hey girl, want to me hearts stars and clovers Or just me red balloon?"

Absolutely. There is just no reading comprehension

"I just did a wheely on your grandma!"

Supervisors, if you are firing a staff member, and they have a laptop assigned to them. Make sure you get it from them BEFORE you fire them. Otherwise when you bitch to me that your dept got charged for it, I'll point to how you didn't follow policy and let someone you fired walk out with property.

Definitely easier to find me.....

Glad they haven't invented smell-o-vision yet.