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@waldo2006.bsky.social

Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!

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While it's good that Andrew has been arrested, he hasn't been arrested for raping children or his involvement with trafficking children. He was arrested for potentially giving state secrets away (so he could rape children)

Those in charge only care about what could hurt their power. Not kids.

22.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A crude drawing of Goofy, who is a dog-like person" where he looks fairly insane. He is saying "I'll fuckin do it again". The character is black and white on a red background. He is wearing a white hat with a red splotch on it.

A crude drawing of Goofy, who is a dog-like person" where he looks fairly insane. He is saying "I'll fuckin do it again". The character is black and white on a red background. He is wearing a white hat with a red splotch on it.

US Supreme Court: "Your tariffs are an illegal tax on American citizens and you must cease immediately"

Donald Trump:

22.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If social media companies all had a "you wont see posts from accounts based outside your country by default" setting, MAGA and other hate movements would be crippled within a few weeks.

We could go back to a semi-sane world.

Now if only we could find a way to monetize this......

21.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know why this hit me so well tonight.

21.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great gig. Just take off your nose if they stink, your ears if they talk too much, and your eyes if you realize you picked up a terrible person and there's a bridge coming up with weak guardrails..

21.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
5 disc golf discs and 2 minis stranded on a table. The focus disc is purple with a yeti throwing a disc from an ice block and days "ice bowl no whmpsx no whiners 2025"
There is a second pink disc with the same pattern. One tye dye green red yellow and white disc, an ok ther dyed Simon lizotte hex with an axolotl in it, and a darker red dyed disc.

5 disc golf discs and 2 minis stranded on a table. The focus disc is purple with a yeti throwing a disc from an ice block and days "ice bowl no whmpsx no whiners 2025" There is a second pink disc with the same pattern. One tye dye green red yellow and white disc, an ok ther dyed Simon lizotte hex with an axolotl in it, and a darker red dyed disc.

Did I win the ice bowl?

No.

Did I get pretty buzzed playing?

Yes.

Did I win a bunch of discs from the raffle?

Hell yeah!

All that matters is I had fun, and a bunch of $ went to food link. If our govt can't help keep citizens from starving, we will do it ourselves.

21.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It doesn't matter if it's the supreme court, or a 15 year old human trafficking victim. When Trump gets told NO, he doesn't listen.

21.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't surprise me. Probably tapes of him too. The triple X-filed.

(Spooky Mulder music plays)

21.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason Trump is releasing files related to UFO's is because it's one of the few sets of files he isn't listed as a rapist, murderer or embezzler/fraudster in.

21.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This made me think back to 2005 "Irving the socially awkward bee".

We have come a long way.

20.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like his dad, the kid can't pull out.

20.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished filing my taxes, and even though I made $1,000 less last year, I got back almost the exact same amount.

Probably because I couldn't deduct the tariff tax that trump imposed on all of us.

20.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, Trump's obviously illegal tariffs have now been officially ruled as illegal.

So, when do we all get our refunds for the extra prices we all paid as consumers?

When do prices go back down?

Oh, right, we the people don't get shit because we're not part of the 1%.

Woodchip the rich.

20.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't this like the 5th time he was goig to release alien related material to try to shift focus away from his pedophelia?

Are Americans really this dumb?

I know I know, a huge chunk of us are...

Sigh...

20.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how I feel when I go rafting, or kayaking or the likes.

20.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€’α΄—β€’

20.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just because they can't, doesn't mean they won't.

19.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"you shouldn't let politics ruin friendships or family relationships"

Me: protecting pedophiles isn't politics.

19.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe for lent republicans can give up protecting pedophiles.

19.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be so pissed if I bit into a strawberry and it had bones in it.

19.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

User: "I clicked the link on my phone and that's what has the virus"

Me: "You said it was your computer"

User: "they're the same thing"

Me: "I wiped your phone, please come in to have it reconfigured"

User: "My pictures!"

Me: "here's the policy you signed saying you won't take personal pics"

19.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

User: "I think I have a virus on my computer"

Me: *remotes on, does scans checks logs* "Everything seems fine. Why do you say that?"

User: "I opened an email and it had me download something and now it's acting funny"

Me: "can you show me?"

User: "it's on my phone"

Me: "like a picture?"

1/2

19.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they have to go die in Iran......

19.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rowlf Waldo Emerson lake and palmer ( it's just the Muppet Rowlf, wearing a red and white striped shirt, playing some prog rock poetry)

19.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI is competing with republicans to see whose going to destroy America fastest. A bunch of rainforest killing slop generators, or rainforest killing pedophiles.

Why is it always a race to the bottom?

19.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

News: "a dog got on the Olympic cross country course today"

Right wing news: "THIS IS PROOF! We told you if you let trans people exist and play sports then we'd have people identifing as animals competing, dogs and illegals voting and our whole society would collapse! "

18.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not like them at a pool
I do not like them at a school
I do not like their constant lies
I do not like their face disguise
I do not like their racist views
I do not like them on the news
I do not ever wish them well
In fact I think they belong in hell

I do not think we should have ICE

18.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think we should have ICE?
No I do not think they're nice

I do not like them on my street
I do not like the way they tweet
I do not like them when it rains
I do not like them on our trains
I do not like them in a car
I do not like them near or far

18.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now all I can think of is someone getting their ass tattooed to be a clown car, and it just zooms out to a room of naked clowns....

18.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, it isn't actually "porn" just very suggestive videos, based on the views of the personal YouTube account. The user was very embarrassed once it clicked for them, and also with the write up for logging into personal YouTube accounts.

18.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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