Mr. Beverages

Lisa Massive Dumbass

welcome to reality

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler,

Won’t you listen to reason?

I hope you get the help you need to remove the worms in your brain

The Country That Starts the War Is Wrong That's us.

"We are wrong because we started the war" should be the anchor point for all coverage of what's happening and it's remarkable how quickly that tends to get obscured.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-countr...

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

my statement on mark Carney

a two-panel comic, Get Your War On 3 - #2, dated 10/30/01. In the first panel, a man on the phone says "OK, I hate to act like a fucking dumbass, but are we at war? I mean, did we ever officially declare war?" and in the second panel the man on the other end replies "Declare war? Who's got time to declare war when there are so many bombs to drop?"

lol. lmao even

you should do the needful you ghoul

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

White and blue mug with a 3D hole through the center, and water and fishing graphics. Text reads "the perfect fishing hole".

the perfect fishing hole 🎣

well maybe this time it will stick. there's a first time for everything! chin up!

South Carolina Measles Outbreak doubles to 500+ in a week.
More than 500 people are in a 21-day quarantine and about 200 are "actively infected." The largest outbreak currently in the U.S. has spread to at least three other states.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

if your first thought on seeing this news is "goddamn the motherfucking non voters" you might have a brain tumor

I will forgive these kinds of dummies eventually

suck it

Jesus Christ we're the worst

all due respect Beverly but you're dumb as shit

you should do the needful

can someone make this little shit go away

the washington state department of licensing’s phone menu is available in 10 languages and it turns out the 9 that aren’t english were just english with an accent of the language you picked. so press 2 for spanish and it was just english with an accent

amazing the lengths some people will go through to avoid doing any kind of atonement. just full barrel into the trashsphere

I actually think more Florida gusanos should hop on boats loaded up with weapons and head towards Cuba to try and overthrow it. First round ended up going well.

FRIDAY!

All it takes is 1 poorly behaved single guy to erase all of the progress that they’ve made over the years

trump gumming up his own administration's efforts to melt the planet because he hated seeing "windmills" from his golf course is a real "the fascists can only get smarter from here" story

These folks have sat in front of Congress and lied to their faces. I'm not sure what we expect to change. Go ahead and haul them in. When they feed you some bullshit and nothing changes, then what? We need to be talking about what happens after your soft power no longer works.