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Lawyer, leftist, Saw Gerrera apologist. Opinions are my own. ☭ (He/Him)

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Laura Jane Grace do you fuck with lawyers who play Magic: the Gathering

18.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just remembered The Hold Steady exists. Good band!

12.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bonus points if you do the Kermit voice

11.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Latest running bit around the household is singing the first few lines of “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” to the tune of the first few lines of the Muppet Show theme song.

11.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big stomach, don’t shame my boy’s stretch marks

09.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight’s dastardly combo

30.01.2026 08:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wonder Man has me excited for the future of the MCU

29.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As Strixhaven spoilers begin rolling out, remember that I am staunchly anti-Orzhov (organized religion + debt collectors) but I LOVE Silverquill (lawyers + theater), please don’t unpack this.

27.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No.

27.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to a pretty cool museum exhibit today

25.01.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love having reasons to live

10.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely foul combo on the board tonight

08.01.2026 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Leftovers, hands down

07.01.2026 09:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s still gonna be a great day when It happens but even if someone expedited It happening by Doing Something I don’t think anything would change much.

05.01.2026 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rhea seehorn universes beyond when

30.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Whispering “fraud watch” to myself every time I whiff with Magneto’s ult

30.12.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Setting these aside and manifesting Matt Murdock (Azorius)/Daredevil (Boros) as a double-sided Jeskai commander in the upcoming Marvel set

29.12.2025 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trying something new 🐊

29.12.2025 05:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite cards in the Universes Beyond sets are the bonus sheet cards where they reprint already-existing cards with UB flavor. Crossing my fingers we get 👇🏻these👇🏻 reprints in the Marvel set!

28.12.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Laundry bag cat

22.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Mission Report day to all who celebrate

17.12.2025 03:25 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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It doesn’t happen very often while I’m playing Duelist, but when it does it feels gooood

13.12.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Playing a Commander deck with my partner’s favorite Universes Beyond character in the command zone like a knight wearing his maiden’s token during a jousting match.

10.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Life on easy mode: my partner’s “type” is exhausted-looking middle-aged men who love their cat

07.12.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tall

07.12.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The lion does not concern himself with a 9% crit rate.

07.12.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Unfortunately, the Avatar set is very very fun to play in limited.

(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)

16.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kasumi, the GOAT

22.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0