CarsonLoveLorien | LotR jokes and memes 🧙‍♂️⚔️🌋

Here’s an idea: anyone that wants to ban a book must read it, then go to a proctored session where they write an analytical essay about it (3 pages, single spaced), and answer a series of open response questions.

All to prove that they can actually read & understand the book and why it’s so “evil”

If my taters are raw AND wriggling, I might need to call a HAZMAT team 😂

Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish… Even YOU couldn’t say no to that!

Growing up with Lord of the Rings is like being the woman in a country song.

Tolkien is the dad who set the bar impossibly high in the best way.

a fantastic pick

I want this one 🙂

If you had to get ONE Tolkien tattoo - one iconic Tolkien visual or quote - what would it be?
#tolkien #lotr #tattoos

I’m gonna be that guy… “the time that is given us”

Tolkien used some tricksy old timey British phrasing 😅

Mentally, I’m here. 24/7. 365.

Snow optional.

You wake up next to any fictional character of your choice - who is it?

Facts. The Fellowship sets out on their quest ON Christmas Day.

Wait but that’s the best argument besides “I’m a tax payer!” It’s ironclad.

Now let’s just say Gandalf was a news anchor.. what would some of his sign off’s be?

I’ll start:

- “and thats just the way the Balrog tumbles”… OR

- “stay classy, Eriador”… AND FINALLY

- “and remember: Keep it secret, keep it safe. Until next time”

Whatcha got? #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien

I tried to come up with a snappy joke type response… but I got nothing. That’s next level victim behavior combined with a hefty dose of bigotry.

For Frodo… but wait, have we considered reasoning with the army of Mordor? Sure, I may have lost my temper with the Mouth of Sauron, but what if we go back and try again? Maybe we can appeal to their shared humanity—or, uh, Orc-manity? Talking it through could save lives! No? Too late? Okay…

💀

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 17 posts though. Going for the trifecta.

Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 16 posts though. Going for the trifecta.

Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

I’m embarrassed for homeboy…that’s.. oof

Why is it so fun and easy to troll people on 🧵s?

People over here are a bit sharper witted than that right?

Anyway, do you guys like the Peter Jackson remakes of Ralph Bakshi’s original Lord of the Rings movie? Someone turn that story into a book already 👀

I just learned about Custom Feeds in this app 🤯 I now have three (3) feeds dedicated purely to Lord of the Rings 😂

I will consume ALL of the Tolkien content 😈

Unpopular Opinion: Arrow a-Louis Vuitton was too harsh on Mel Corps.

He was just trying to push the boundaries of music, and he gets attacked for his creative expression 😔

#Silmarillion #Tolkien #LotR

I just read Sam’s song about the troll’s in Fellowship. Quite the lewd wording in that one.

#Tolkien

Good morning. And in this case I only mean that it is a morning on which to be good.

Dubious at best. Might be taking this one to the Supreme Court of Eä

I can tell the X crowd has migrated to 🧵 for real

Somehow got attacked for saying I support the use of “girl” as interchangeable with “dude” because I *checks notes* didn’t make it totally clear that I acknowledge the use of “dude” from one woman to another?

My apologies for this malfeasance.