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RentalBeef

@rentalbeef.bsky.social

I've done more cool shit and created more cool shit in my life than most people will even get within 1/4 of accomplishing.

49 Followers  |  25 Following  |  613 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024
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I find it a indictment of Carrollton cusine that I lived there 5 years and the only restaurant I miss is the stand alone Long John Silvers

22.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I appreciate the utter discomfort that was endured to commit to the gag.

20.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY COLD BLACK HEART

14.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's not what you said on Reddit! 😄

13.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd say no but I've also had a brief encounter with your absolute monster of a brother and I wouldn't want to ever be within 2 miles of him ever again in your shoes.

30.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oof had a power surge for a split second. Hoping that's all it was. The storm is gone dammit, not now

26.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably somewhere in the middle. It's gonna melt a bit with the sun out but I'm just worried about my 40 mile drive

26.01.2026 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Freeways are clear? Shit guess I got work tomorrow lol.

26.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nope! Popped those keys out immediately and soaked in water with dawn. I had just taken it apart to clean it the week before 😆

12.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That time I dropped a fully loaded chili dog on my keyboard

12.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah yes. The rise of the fairy smut!

06.01.2026 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll bring Michele over for more partys 😆

05.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lol right? I have many faults but don't think I've ever been called ugly before 😆 I'm hot lady, fuck outta here

03.01.2026 22:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same. Im on a 3 hour drive back from Austin and she was a fucking twat

03.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Shit, you'd be so lucky wrinkles

03.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boy you're a fuckin twat aren't ya grandma

03.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally joined! Gonna be a better year next year!

21.12.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"This isn't the airport, no need to announce your departure" is my go to.

15.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ringringringringringring BANANA CAR

11.12.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the fuck does this keep happening 😂

09.12.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Huxley working security. If this breaks containment, I don't care who you are, what you think about anything and don't follow me.

07.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh there's a fun spot! The ribs are gonna be spicy but the rest will be fine. Also I learned in this thread people use earbuds at the tattoo place. Fuck that, I'mma raw dog my session!

04.12.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Upon further inspection, apparently no one 😆

02.12.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You two need to go. Just get some ski stuff from Amazon and boom problem solved

02.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Right on the last god damn day of Freezerburn like the last 2 years 😡😡😡

02.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Note to self, don't post cute pet pics.

02.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hawt. Also I know it's probably a pain in the ass but the straight hair looks great!

01.12.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm done even trying to hate watch the Terrifier movies. David Howard Thorton can only carry them so far and he's fuckin Sisyphus with the weight he's holding. Insanely too long. Tedious and it's biggest sin, boring. Gorehounds who still use their hands to count are the only ones who will enjoy em.

30.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a incredible comment. 10/10

30.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's referencing a internet videos you fuckin sack of doorknobs. You're welcome.

23.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0