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Tim Boerger

@timboerger.bsky.social

Writer, teacher, bowler (sometimes). Strong opinions on coffee, gin cocktails and sandwiches. Hopelessly idealistic. Sinister Minnesotan. Mostly harmless. He/him

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Fuck all these insecure men who are more than happy to have other people kill for them for no goddamn reason at all.

28.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Al Jazeera has been good in the past, but I feel like I'm stating a known news outfit.

28.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I think I have to get one or I'll be the only dad in St Paul without one.

28.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

27.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3975    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I'm glad you're enjoying it. I have mixed feelings about it, but the casting is excellent. Lots of familiar faces from Derry Girls.

28.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you enjoying it?

28.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Minnesota flag but light blue is replaced with 13 red and white stripes and slogan "Make Minnesota Bigger"

Minnesota flag but light blue is replaced with 13 red and white stripes and slogan "Make Minnesota Bigger"

28.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You're very welcome.

28.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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St. Paul Saints Hipster Corduroy Jacket New Order arriving by June 1st.Β  Β  This item is for PRESALE - coats will ship once we receive them, estimated to ship by the first week of June.Β  Presale includes FREE SHIPPING! This jacket feels like...

St Paul Saints store. Here's the link:

saints.milbstore.com/collections/...

28.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I wish it was, this isn’t over. We still need your help.

27.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a heart shape with her hands and says serious heart hands Alt: a woman is making a heart shape with her hands and says serious heart hands
27.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
N119SP, a Minnesota State Patrol Bell 407GXP helicopter, flying all over the twin cities, but headed back to STP

N119SP, a Minnesota State Patrol Bell 407GXP helicopter, flying all over the twin cities, but headed back to STP

How many evictions could the fuel costs alone stop??

27.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arc Raiders kinda avoided this by putting in some rogue-like leveling, and it was relatively easy to kit out without risking too much. Going in as a single was actually enjoyable most times.

If Marathon does automatic matchmaking, I can see how it would suck.

27.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome! There's cookies around here somewhere.

26.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support South High School Families, organized by R S South High School (Minneapolis, MN) parents are holding a special fundraiser specifically for S… R S needs your support for Support South High School Families

the rent fund for students at my alma mater has $36,000 in rent requests for tomorrow and only $7,500 in the bank

if we raised $10,600 with a crystal shrek what kind of crazy thing do i need to do to raise $28,500?

26.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

Just got a message from South High saying β€œWe currently have requests totaling $33,965 for rent and we have $7500 available tomorrow. Please try to share the gofundme widely! Thanks”

Well, that simply will not do. I'll match the first $900. Please help my fellow South High families if you can! πŸ–€πŸ§‘πŸ–€

26.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

No taste buds, certainly.

26.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know! Once they put the burrito bar nearby the honeyed chicken nuggets, they're just *asking* for trouble.

26.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He stopped going to a Kowalski's.

On Grand.

For safety reasons???

Two years ago?????

This kind of paranoia is honestly fucking weird.

26.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I hope it goes well!

26.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, I can see where it passed directly over my house. Flying assholes.

26.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking helicopters. They often fly over my house when they're going to harass neighborhoods in Minneapolis.

Leave all of us the fuck alone! Stop harassing our neighbors!

26.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*giggle*

25.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't threaten me with a good time.

25.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's usually different responses from different groups. Spanberger was for the DNC, but ninny boy was doing it for someone else.

25.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same here. The rec center is playing the SotU in the lobby so it's an easy decision to watch the scrimmage.

25.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue sweatshirt with outline of the east side neighborhoods of st Paul MN

Blue sweatshirt with outline of the east side neighborhoods of st Paul MN

Looking to rep the East Side of St Paul and help East Side families pay rent at the same time?! All proceeds from this collection are going to rent relief efforts here on the East Side. I'm getting the crew neck.

minnesota-awesome.com/collections/...

24.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Support our St. Paul Public Schools Community - Cheddar Up Support our St. Paul Public Schools Community - HIGHLAND PARK MIDDLE SCHOOL PARENT SOLIDARITY NETWORK - Cheddar Up. Collect online payments for events and fundraisers with Cheddar Up.

In a rare politics-related post from me: ICE isn't entirely gone, consequences are still here, and it isn't just Minneapolis. The Saint Paul school district is coordinating rent support for families who need it into March.

If you'd like to help (=donate), go here: tinyurl.com/SPPScheddarup

24.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck off helicopter. We're trying to sleep here.

24.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I saw this episode of Rizzoli and Isles.

23.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0