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To be fair I Googled “Seattle try girl dick graffiti” as that’s a common tag in Capitol Hill, but “girl cock tastes better” is the superior tag.

Portland wins this round.

She knew the truth.

Can those new streetlamps even afford to shop at our local grocery store?!?

Three 6.5 ounce bags of Vlasic’s Pickle Balls, promising truly epic snacking experiences.

You might think you’re rich, but are you Three Bags of Pickle Balls Rich?

Cities thrive when people embrace being a little dorky.

The planes are on the runway and ready to go as soon as that number hits 50.000001%.

World War Woke has once again made America the shining city on the hill.

Trekkie's Are Angry That Star Robert Beltran Supported *This* Tweet The Star Trek actor also broke the SAG-AFTRA strike rules and then responded to a social media post about "real fans." Not cute.

Don’t forget that Beltran is (likely) an anti-queer piece of shit.

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Wake up babe, the new and improved Myers-Briggs dropped

We’ll always have the gifs 😭

A highly sophisticated brain scanning tool has revealed the preferences of most Republican men (and most straight men of all political stances):

This is every dude who’s ever stealthed a woman.

Cats are so good at Capitalism they don’t even need an income and they are mogging the rest of us.

I gather that everyone here is 100% certain Skrain Dukat is a Cardassian supremacist.

I also gather you are all trapped in an epistemic chamber sealed tighter than the one around Moab IV.

So, who here actually knew that Dukat's daughter is half-Bajoran?

And how does that influence your certainty?

Bruh is typing so fast his keyboard needs two wires

Luckily the NIMBYs who are largely responsible for our lack of housing have made sure we have lots of large swaths of empty land on which to deploy the quick fix that is tiny villages.

If Seattle was actually as dense as it is in your fantasy, there wouldn’t be a housing shortage.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I’ve started playing around with LLMs for my coding projects while I’m between jobs and yeah, they’re so obviously just probabilistic.

Somewhat helpful, but when you get into any kind of edgy situation they just start making stuff up.

Set up a second ice cream shop on the other corner.

(And yes, this is a thermonuclear, aka a fusion, aka a hydrogen bomb, so the main yield doesn’t come from radioactive isotopes but instead from the fusion of lighter elements. But the fusion reaction is set off by a fission reaction, so it still requires radioactivity to work.)

Image of the mushroom cloud from the Castle Bravo test on March 1, 1954, which detonated a 15 megaton thermonuclear device on Bikini Atoll.

Radioactivity isn’t real.

Obviously staged using food dye in water, gauze, cotton balls, and crisis actors:

Responsible for their own gutter deaths!

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps kids.

But adding a protected bike lane and/or sidewalks will grind traffic to a halt resulting in the city’s economy going into a depression resulting in the kid’s parents both losing their jobs resulting in the kid dying the gutter trying to sell wet matchsticks.

Outside of an existential war, most people don’t care if our munition supply is stretched thin or depleted because they assume (rightly or wrongly) that Rosie the Riveter will just roll up her sleeves and we’ll be cranking out 10,000 Tomahawks a month.

The “we have plenty of missiles, INFINITE MISSILES!” post was so obviously a result of the Pentagon telling Trump they were burning through a large portion of their stockpile, and then a MAGA worm telling him no, there experts are wrong, the munition supply is effectively infinite.

20 years ago I think this was true, but now, at least in Seattle, there’s some damn good bagels.

Where NYC has anywhere else beat (at least places I’ve been) is the utter ubiquity of good/great bagels. Like you don’t really need to think about it, just walk in and amazing bagels are had for cheap.

I never thought a video about a toaster could be described as a gateway drug, but here we are.

The utter joy of having no idea who Billy Corgan is.

The utter joy of having no idea who Billy Corgan is.

All hail our robot cyclist overlords.