There's No Place Like Homicide!
This week, in 1892, Lizzie Borden axed her parents!
We stay in Lizzie Borden's house! It's Murder Week in my Substack!
Read... and subscribe!
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04.08.2025 11:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Here's What You Missed in July...
...by not being a Premium Subscriber!
My FREE Substack ends October 1 -- after that, you gotta pay, baby.
Check out all the fun PAID subscribers had in July:
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31.07.2025 12:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Bart Building, San Antonio, Texas.
Plus, the Alamo!
It's all in today's Substack:
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01.07.2025 10:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eating a Whale Burger in Norway. Yes, there were ethical concerns. Whale meat isn't kosher.
For more exotic food stories, check out my Substack:
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27.06.2025 11:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Here's What You Missed in June...
By not being a PAID SUBSCRIBER!
Me, Joyce DeWitt, Peter Tork & Micky Dolenz!
Just one thing you missed in June by not getting a Premium Subscription to my Substack!
JUST 16 CENTS A DAY!
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26.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nobody Feeds Mike!
Someone asked me, “Is this Substack like ‘Somebody Feed Phil’?”
In today's Substack, I launch a food feud with nice guy Phil Rosenthal (@feedphil.bsky.social): Nobody Feeds Mike!
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24.06.2025 05:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Titanic: The Final Chapter
The media circus folds its tents and moves on.
Netflix calls him a psychopath. I call him a great American dreamer. Learn about Stockton Rush and the Titan sub on my Substack. READ & SUBSCRIBE!
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18.06.2025 07:40 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Titanic 2: The Media Circus!
My wife and I were just back from a trip to Japan.
What's scarier than going to the Titanic on a doomed sub? Talking about it to Fox News!
Check out "Titanic 2: The Media Circus" on Substack.
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17.06.2025 16:06 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Traveler's Tip: Visit Iran...
...But maybe not this week.
Here's a special Substack ripped from the headlines: VISIT IRAN (But maybe not this week...)
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14.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sly & Brian are a warning to our children: if you live fast and take lots of drugs, you'll only make it to your early eighties.
12.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Blog, vlog, podcast, Substack: it's all Breakfast Ketchup. Same shit, different bottle.
12.06.2025 17:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That's me. I worked there '81-82.
10.06.2025 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I Took the Titan to the Titanic!
I spent thirty-six years working on “The Simpsons”.
THIS IS THE BIG ONE!
Today's Substack takes you on my dive to the Titanic on the Titan!
You won't see this stuff on the Netflix doc!
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10.06.2025 11:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I'm so old I still call Malcolm X 'Malcolm Twitter'.
10.06.2025 02:22 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The Tonys!
The plays you never saw! The stars you never heard of!
The Tonys are over & only one column dares to call them bullsh*t.
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09.06.2025 04:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another pic from comedy legend @Omarcus. You can tell it's an A.I. fake because Denise doesn't eat spaghetti. And because the crowd is all Denises and Mikes.
08.06.2025 17:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Tonys!
The plays you never saw! The stars you never heard of!
This week's Substack takes down Broadway!
Read it... and SUBSCRIBE!
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03.06.2025 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Here's What You Missed This Month...
...By not being a paid subscriber!
Look at all the fun you can have for just 16 cents a day! Subscribe... and UPGRADE TO PAID!
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29.05.2025 14:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
His House Burned Down... and He Loves It!
Let’s start with a great old joke.
Check out our most popular Substack to date:
We tour LA fire damage with Simpsons' legend Jeff Martin!
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27.05.2025 22:51 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
New Guinea!
My wife announced she’d booked us a trip to New Guinea.
Today my Substack goes to New Guinea!
Read it & SUBSCRIBE, dammit!
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21.05.2025 00:25 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
DATELINE: PAKISTAN!
A Super-Special Bonus Substack Ripped from Today's Headlines!
I posted a free bonus Substack about Pakistan, ripped from today's headlines. Read it... and SUBSCRIBE!
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09.05.2025 03:22 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Worst Theme Park Ever!
In a park in Casablanca stood a lone kiddie rollercoaster.
This week my Substack visits THE WORST THEME PARK EVER! Read it... and SUBSCRIBE!
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06.05.2025 21:33 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
‘Somebody Feed Phil' S8 on Netflix 🎥
‘Just Try It! Someplace New' & 'Phil's Favorites' pre-order now 📚
Max & Helen’s coming Summer 2025 🍳
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