Melanie Stryfe

True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.

Silly girl thought she could go with me.

Evidently not.

“A woman I am forced to respect.”

Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.

🖕

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I am so looking forward to doing this properly again.

This storm’s about to make landfall.

Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social

If you're trying to tell me that an anthropormophised anteater is less scary that fafao, you're being funnier than you ever planned to be. Not in a good way.

To quote a couple very good friends of mine: fuckin AYE.

I mean...it's kids television and Brazil. Brazil itself, for all I love the place, is a horror show.

Believe it or not that's actually from a television show that I'm not actually old enough to remember.

Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her

Honestly it was so much fun

Someone say pool party?

Do I get to help? When I’m not knocking bitches in the water?

Yep!

Maggie comes a close second, but that's mostly if you like wine.

I have never met a Russain alcohol I don't like.

So does Thomas.

You'd probably enjoy drinkning with Jo's dad more, honestly.

RIGHT! As a kid, it was funny as hell. As an adult, however...

Give it six months. And that's generous.

Fully. That's the saddest part.

In Scotland. With age I've become more convinced she got drunk because of how cold she was and probably started talking like that to annoy my mum.

She was also having a drinking competition with someone else you know quite well.

Her current fuck buddy? That woman and Diamond have their inability to keep a relationship in common.

My grandmother did. Once. At a family dinner when I was maybe 12.

She was, as it happens, very drunk. And it wwas hilarious.

DO IT.

Oh my God I'm dying.

@typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid.

...and with all the tech that exists now and patches for games, no one's bothered to fix it?

Clearly that part of the mogul is only interested in money off the name.

This is the part where you tell me that it plays like a 20 year old game?