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Melanie Stryfe

@melaniethestorm.bsky.social

Brasileira raised in Scotland, living in the US. Professionally known as Mel Avilo. Half of the best team to ever come out of Brasil. ((EFEDDING - NOT LOLA VICE))

60 Followers  |  59 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 31.07.2025
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If I was asking a question, I'd have used a question mark. Go prepare you vocals so you don't detroy your larnyx when you scream into the void for our match. Might be more productive for you.

15.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure you said that about Mikayla, too. πŸ₯±

15.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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//I don’t use the twitter machine at all anymore except because kids schools. Was aaaaaaaaaall bsky

07.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// New phone problems: logging back into all your IC SM accounts

07.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then there’s the FAFO after she whacked you and got Missy on her back.

29.01.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mine.

28.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

//The fact that post got labelled for adult content 🀣

28.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Siiiiiiiiiiiiim! E breve tudo delas tambΓ©m!

27.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS OTHER BITCH. πŸ₯° πŸ₯° πŸ₯°

27.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like it was ever ending differently!

27.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you well enough to know you weren’t at least 😊

21.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still better at comedy than games, I see.

05.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a hole in the head.

05.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

04.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.

26.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly girl thought she could go with me.

Evidently not.

25.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œA woman I am forced to respect.”

Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.

24.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–•

24.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines (Official Video)
YouTube video by velvetrevolverVEVO Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines (Official Video)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hqe...

23.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am so looking forward to doing this properly again.

This storm’s about to make landfall.

23.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social

20.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're trying to tell me that an anthropormophised anteater is less scary that fafao, you're being funnier than you ever planned to be. Not in a good way.

16.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To quote a couple very good friends of mine: fuckin AYE.

16.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean...it's kids television and Brazil. Brazil itself, for all I love the place, is a horror show.

16.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not that's actually from a television show that I'm not actually old enough to remember.

16.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her

13.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it was so much fun

13.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone say pool party?

12.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1