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Jensen Bloom

@jensenbloom.bsky.social

Children’s Lit Writer who loves traveling, comedy, and her pets.

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Watched the start of the newest season of Alone, this great survival reality show.

A dude immediately gets in a freak accident and gets an arrow in his leg. I can’t help but feel the universe was saying LEAVE before this bear eats you or something. Dude was cool.

01.05.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

07.04.2025 04:13 — 👍 63202    🔁 13075    💬 1088    📌 585

Alright, that was a good movie! I don’t know why I heard a few bad reviews about it.

31.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do like the actors and AM impressed and terrified at how terrifying Jason Bateman can act.

31.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean there’s literally multiple free and actual built in spell checks that would’ve caught the misspellings easily.

31.03.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This “Carry-On” movie is a nice fantasy where TSA is effective and meaningful. It would be nice if it was like this instead of security theatre.

31.03.2025 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like how I can’t smell much, nose is messed up, yet I can smell tornadoes. Before they even exist and of course during, before they’re to me.

People think it’s crazy but I can smell it. It’s ozone but something else I can’t describe. Handy habit, I guess. Can give me an hour+ warning sometimes.

19.03.2025 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so confused. My hair started greying at 21. Continued till 27.

Then nothing more and I’m 34 now. Nothing more at all. Concentrated mostly on temples. Still white. Rest is normal.

Explain? I’m so confused but it’s cool.

15.03.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chewy, I love you but tell whatever USPS UPS etc you use to not deliver in this weather. 💀☠️

It’s severe winds, a dust storm, and wildfires here in OK and I got a knock knock haha. Like I could wait, save yourselves

15.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hitler.. was in no way a socialist… are you serious.

09.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone on FB just told me helping the poor is socialism and Hitler was a socialist.

Then they deleted the post and reposted it with limited commenting.

The post was a long way to say they wanted help and people weren’t helping them with their pregnancy costs (legit things, being poor isn’t fun)

09.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief

05.03.2025 21:53 — 👍 52825    🔁 12260    💬 2013    📌 492

I also might add that my brother spent the years I was 2-8 scaring the shit out of me with drains, saying Pennywise the Clown was going to come out of them and get me.

Good times.

06.03.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying again to finish a read of IT by Stephen King. It’s a tremendous book, it’s just long haha.

It’s so lovely. Now it’s speaking to me as horror yes, but also about growth, justice, and fighting for good even when you don’t stand a real chance. I think that’s beautiful and I miss the 80s.

06.03.2025 05:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Literally. I was having mild asthma troubles at the time and my fucking anxiety level haha

05.03.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
beautiful sunset photo with a low mountain range in the background, a lake in the foreground. man at the very front lower right corner and a dog at the lower left corner.

beautiful sunset photo with a low mountain range in the background, a lake in the foreground. man at the very front lower right corner and a dog at the lower left corner.

i'll never stop posting about places i've been

2016 today
Pahranagat National Wildlife Refuge
Nevada

one of the best [[free]] campsites we've ever stayed at

and why is that? because of the people who kept it that way!

the
🏕️ FEDERAL

WORKERS ⛺

02.03.2025 15:45 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I was flat out scared. Not in the grip your man’s hand way but the starting to have a very mild panic attack at his breathing

03.03.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What to know about vitamin A and the measles In the CDC’s first public statement on the measles outbreak, it suggested vitamin A as a type of supportive care.

Why aren’t we talking about the true preventive treatment which is vaccination 🤦‍♀️

01.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 110    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 2

Bill Skarsgård is amazing and terrifying. He’s in the new Nosferatu and truly scared me to my bones.

And he’s only my age! 1990 Baby

02.03.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gabby Petito was just so young. I was only beginning to live my life at 22.

I’m glad that at least, her videos that meant a lot to her are being seen. Every artist loves that.

25.02.2025 07:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This FBI lady in the Gabby Petito Documentary is a straight up bad ass hottie. I’m sorry but holy cow, she’s gorgeous, strong, powerful, and then teared up about the people who need help 💗

25.02.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

19.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 144674    🔁 30153    💬 2304    📌 1522
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

15.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 98240    🔁 21425    💬 5404    📌 2383

Go Chiefs! 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. Congrats on being second in the league at least!

Philly played a good game…. Congrats to the Eagles.

Also booing Taylor was fucking bizarre. But they cheered Trump so I can’t take them seriously.

10.02.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How on earth am I supposed to be fit when I spent at least 9 hours a day standing for work.

Do standing desks and/or treadmills really work?

09.02.2025 09:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m scared, my Native friends are being told to carry ID. As a Jewish person… triggering and scary.

I obviously am pale and will never get asked for ID as things are. But I worry for them and the world.

07.02.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says " everybody stay calm " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says " everybody stay calm "

I’m going to my first writing retreat this summer - THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I’ve never done anything this big for writing.

06.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In good news, while it’s hard to work with our country collapsing today, I may be out of work soon and not have to work.

Oh wait

28.01.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service.

“Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

28.01.2025 03:03 — 👍 43614    🔁 14459    💬 1592    📌 949

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