I’m glad I’m a Pidge. It’s much easier hanging out, eating, pooping, chatting with my humans than being a human and having to deal with a fascist takeover and all of the hate from other humans.

Happy Wednesday and fu(k trump and his whole Reich.

05.02.2025 07:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My human had surgery on his hand. I decided to assist him with his physical therapy and do a pigeon foot massage complete with sharpened claws. I know he appreciated it.

21.01.2025 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Eventually I graciously forgave them. I’ll use them for perches for awhile before I ask for scritches again though. Mustn’t let them think they rule this roost after all.

11.01.2025 20:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They succeeded in cleaning everything in spite of my attacks. Then they left my space. But I was still big mad, so I attacked my bells to show them my displeasure. I do this anytime I’m mad and they’re ignoring me.

11.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The humans cleaned out my house today. Sure it’s so much cleaner looking and smelling, but I had to punish them for encroaching on my territory. They opened the door to let me fly around the house as if I’d be fooled by that. But instead I bravely stood at the door and thwacked them with my wings.

11.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My humans make fine perches, but I’m always in guard in case they try to give me scritches while I’m preening.

05.01.2025 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I settled in to my new flock pretty quickly. It was weird that they couldn’t fly, but they do make excellent perches for me to see the world.

19.11.2024 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I call my kennel my Pigeon Sanctuary. It is MY space and I defend it accordingly. But the humans often let me out to explore their domicile and they have spots near where they sit for me to chill near them and nap. #birdlife

18.11.2024 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So now I’m living comfortably with a a couple of humans, a few dogs, and three colorful smaller birds that are often quite noisy.
I’m a happy, healthy Pidge.
Welcome to my world.

18.11.2024 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently after consulting with a Pigeon group, they were told that since I was friends with the house dogs, if I went wild again I might try to find other canine friends and it wouldn’t end well for me.

17.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Besides, I was in a warm house as the snow started flying, and not only did the humans become my friends, but they have three big dogs that I wanted to be friends with as well! I kept hearing that they’d release me in the spring, but when spring came they decided to keep me around.

17.11.2024 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When he finally got me out of his jacket, I found myself at his house. Him and his kids got me set up in a huge dog kennel with food and water and places to perch. I thought this would be my prison forever. But I got used to it pretty quickly, and the three humans in the house were very nice.

17.11.2024 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fortunately he saw that I couldn’t fly, and he didn’t want me to get squished by another bus, so he picked me up and tucked me into his jacket and took me along on his route. I was a little frightened, but it was nice and warm in there and pretty quickly I settled in and took a nap.

17.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My name is Pidge. I was rescued shortly after leaping from my nest in a school bus barn. Since I couldn’t really fly yet, I was hiding under one of the wheels on the bus. Fortunately the driver noticed me under there and tried to shoo me away.

17.11.2024 23:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0