Looking forward to being deported for having the temerity to study at theological college (and thus briefly dropping below the earnings threshold, even though I've been a net contributor for a decade+).
22.10.2025 20:42 β
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If youβre in London this Friday and want to hear me talk about why the past really matters to how we live (and worship) today, and what we can learn from the more difficult bits of history, come join me at the Angel pub in Rotherhithe at 6:30 for a drink and a bit of a chat. Should be great fun.
14.10.2025 10:03 β
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The Turkish stuff made for Turkish people is. The Turkish stuff made for tourists, on the other hand...
12.10.2025 21:51 β
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Post-service takeaway is the only sensible ending to the evening.
12.10.2025 21:47 β
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The people who don't like it might have unwittingly subjected themselves to the bad stuff. Can't stand the gelatinous stuff in the grocery store boxes. Fortnum's, on the other hand, is firmer, and so delightful that I only buy it at Christmas, lest massive weight gain ensue. (Not the point I know.)
12.10.2025 21:41 β
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Recent decades have seen significant advances in our understanding of the later crusades (post-1291). This session aims to showcase the latest research on this fascinating topic.
We invite proposals for 20-minute papers exploring new perspectives on the later crusades. Topics are not limited to, but might include:
Diplomacy and statecraft Crusading and Reformation Logistics, financing, recruitment, and volunteerism
Crusading in Eastern Europe, the Balkans, the Baltic, and Iberia Crusades against βhereticsβ Intellectual history of crusading
Submit your paper title, abstract
(250 words) and a brief biography to charlotte.gauthier.2017@live.rhul.ac.uk by 25 October 2025.
Join me next year at the #SSCLE conference in Porto, from 29 June-3 July 2025. Do please share this #CFP with anyone who studies the Later Crusades (post-1291) and would like to share their research with an enthusiastic and perceptive audience. #skystorians #medievalsky #earlymodernsky
07.10.2025 08:52 β
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Thereβs hope for us all.
12.09.2025 17:30 β
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Which is, frankly, the point of the assignment. It will be salutary to give them a visceral experience (assuming they do the assignment) of AI slop falsifying records.
Apologies for the sheer amount of CO2 the exercise will generate, however.
12.09.2025 15:29 β
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A screenshot of a completely factitious bibliography on the sinking of the Lusitania generated by ChatGPT.
I've just tried this with ChatGPT about a well-known event: the sinking of the Lusitania. The book references it spit out were actually real - though with the US rather than UK publishers. But it completely hallucinated all 5 of the "journal articles" it referenced. (No surprise there!)
12.09.2025 15:27 β
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Setting up Moodle for my digital history class this term and considering what to do for an assignment on the week I talk about AI slop and fake historical records. I've settled on a bibliography assignment. Use your favourite AI to generate a bibliography, then verify the references.
12.09.2025 15:23 β
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The French don't do tea, Francis. Why do you think they fought so many wars with England?
23.08.2025 18:57 β
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Sign for the Dove pub, which gave its name to the Dove Press next door
Blue plaque for Thomas James Cobden-Sanderson on Dove Cottage
One of William Morrisβs presses at Kelmscott House
Blue plaque for Emery Walker on his Hammersmith Terrace house
On this, the final weekend before whatβs shaping up to be a brutal term, Iβm in Hammersmith on a sort of pilgrimage.
23.08.2025 14:28 β
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Fair!
19.08.2025 19:38 β
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Now Nic, tell us how youβd defend it from an attack from the sea, and then conversely how youβd besiege it. We want battle plans. π
19.08.2025 17:03 β
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Humanities
Who needs history?
Literature? Languages?
Art? Philosophy?
These can only help
you to better understand
our humanity.
Best to let machines
read your books. And write your books.
Do your art for you.
You will never need
to think. Never need to learn.
Youβll learn to like it.
And when the end comes
youβll have never burdened down
your soul with any growth.
Someone selling this
sees profit in destroying
your humanity.
-- John Wyatt Greenlee
A poem from this morning.
14.08.2025 18:53 β
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Everyone in the Middle Ages wore nothing but brown and went around permanently dirty and dishevelled. Also, there was no sunshine so even daylight had a permanently blue cast to it.
14.08.2025 20:50 β
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Bland, inoffensive, and (low be it spoken) sometimes insincere niceness, designed to entice people to join a Christian community in which they can then be 'discipled'. The 'winsome' are often well-meaning, but whether 'winsomeness' brings anyone to a robust faith is a matter of some doubt.
13.08.2025 16:29 β
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The NRSV is a never-ending fount of modern clangers. It's ageing just about as well as some of the 1950s/60s 'modern language' translations, some of which are now unintentionally hilarious.
13.08.2025 10:54 β
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This. I wince whenever I hear any of the following:
'have a heart for'
'having a season [of/for] x'
'winsome'
'being church'
'growing younger'
'discipling'
...amongst others. Ironically, such phrases have sometimes been sold as "reducing jargon" and "speaking the "language of the people". Well... π€·ββοΈ
13.08.2025 10:51 β
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This is why the comma after 'both' is so important. π
13.08.2025 10:39 β
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I too am agog to hear this tip.
13.08.2025 08:44 β
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Yes! When I worked in tech I never hired comp sci graduates. Musicians, historians, and physicists always made the best programmers.
10.08.2025 21:51 β
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Always delighted to get in the way of such people.
10.08.2025 10:10 β
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Some people obviously saw Agent Smith and were like - βYeah, letβs build that!β
07.08.2025 21:32 β
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ACADEMIC READING ALREADY COMES WITH A SUMMARY IT IS CALLED THE ABSTRACT
05.08.2025 20:29 β
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Yeah pretty much.
05.08.2025 19:01 β
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Letβs just call it βsaundersβ as the Victorians did, and skip the controversy altogether.
05.08.2025 11:31 β
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Sodβs Law of Research Days: As soon as you request the manuscripts you want to see at the library hours away from your home, several different people will email you wanting to set up urgent meetings for that very same day.
03.08.2025 19:41 β
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