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Jessica Paquette

@barrelshifter.bsky.social

compiler engineer from hell

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how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit

24.01.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

this looks rad

19.01.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favorites

19.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s your favourite data format

19.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

today is my birthday send me your favourite program

19.01.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch

12.01.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
my arm

my arm

arm assembly enthusiast

12.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD

02.12.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s the job of the compiler engineer to make writing shit code possible

01.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write

01.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2

13.11.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of text reading

BRcc:
BRNScc:
BRBTSTcc:
BRNXTPcc:
BRBTSTNScc:
BRBTSTNXTPcc:

Screenshot of text reading BRcc: BRNScc: BRBTSTcc: BRNXTPcc: BRBTSTNScc: BRBTSTNXTPcc:

ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction

12.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another angel lost her wings

07.11.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rust might be good

07.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I write idiotic C++

28.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

misread idiomatic as idiotic

28.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve been working on my nerd posture and honestly you’d be surprised at how fucked up your body gets from leering at a screen with your grubby little claws tapping at a keyboard all day

01.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah

01.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees

01.10.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right

30.09.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s weird that homestuck anime exists

29.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think my doctor is just experimenting on me

29.09.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i haven’t seen an increase in it in japan but maybe there’s more english language corn recommendation content because it’s popular to visit japan, korea, china, etc rn

24.09.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes

22.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

respect for corn tea

24.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve purchased citric acid, sodium borate, clarified that my detergent contains lipase, and i hate cold water now

23.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry

23.09.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti

23.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside

22.09.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think today i should go find some grass to touch

19.09.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0