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@ancientprawns.bsky.social

Let the hero born of woman crush the serpent with his heel.

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I need to spend all weekend in cheerful industry for mental health reasons. Tackling projects, that sort of thing

05.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe it’s all going to get worse

05.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AHHHH!!!!!

05.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maeve Brennan (Irish Artist, born 1980)
"September", 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 60 Γ— 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

04.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

OHHH

05.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love β€œreckless endangerment!” It’s just like someone calling a foul at a sports game

04.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmfao

04.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-rancher/farmer β€”> tractor repairman
-navyman β€”> ??? β€”> innkeeper

04.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having flashbacks to your YA parody thread

04.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cutiepie floating by!! πŸ‘œπŸŸ #spottedtrunkfish #trunkfish #boxfish #swimminghandbag #coralcitycamera

04.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Sad

04.03.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that you can be reading the Iliad and it’s all Eussorus and Teuthras and Axylus and so forth, and then there’s Jason

04.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t believe that it’s important to post well. I live my life in accordance with this belief

03.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A gray shorthair cat at the moment of release upside down, with its tongue out looking derpy

A gray shorthair cat at the moment of release upside down, with its tongue out looking derpy

A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image

03.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1485    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 26

Laster kind of writes like a millennial. Not a knock, just a quirk

03.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kitty cat perched on barrels, wearing a sun hat and scarf. Text:
Good morning kitty cat.
You do not defy the sun to wear your sensational hat. You tell the sun, let me bask!
Let me linger! Let me soak up your company tor longer and longer.
And It the sun should take offense, we will pick up the earth and haul it into the fellowship of a new, appreciative star.

(or you don’t have to wear it idk)

Kitty cat perched on barrels, wearing a sun hat and scarf. Text: Good morning kitty cat. You do not defy the sun to wear your sensational hat. You tell the sun, let me bask! Let me linger! Let me soak up your company tor longer and longer. And It the sun should take offense, we will pick up the earth and haul it into the fellowship of a new, appreciative star. (or you don’t have to wear it idk)

02.05.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Yard sale flyers have suffered a lot, for instance.

I’m aware of the risk that this is an esoterically reactionary position somehow, because of its nostalgia. But I don’t think it’s that important

03.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also feel this way about Canva and Squarespace. There used to be more fingerprints on things

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
It’s just better, right?

It’s just better, right?

I THINK WE SHOULD USE WILLIAM BLAKE INSTEAD OF THE NORMAN ROCKWELL GUY WHEN WE SAY BRAVE TRUTHS

10.02.2024 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

Lmfao

03.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wash yourselves clean!
Put away your misdeeds from before my eyes;
cease doing evil; learn to do good.
Make justice your aim: redress the wronged
hear the orphan's plea, defend the widow.

Come now, let us set things right
says the LORD:
Though your sins be like scarlet
they may become white as snow

03.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Joyce Carol Oates β€’ @JoyceCarolOates
X.com
Twitter is the place for nonentities classifying entities colossal as those redwoods you, squatting below, can't see the tops of.
β€’ Brad R. Torgersen β€’ @BradRTorgersen β€’ 14h
Beatles are a first-rate second-rate band.
There. I said it. And I am not sorry.

Joyce Carol Oates β€’ @JoyceCarolOates X.com Twitter is the place for nonentities classifying entities colossal as those redwoods you, squatting below, can't see the tops of. β€’ Brad R. Torgersen β€’ @BradRTorgersen β€’ 14h Beatles are a first-rate second-rate band. There. I said it. And I am not sorry.

second JCO heater in less than 12 hours

03.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

β€œAmerican Girl” is such a good song

03.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adoration of the Virgin and Child by Diego Rivera, 1912.

03.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

: )

03.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!!! Quite!!!!

03.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually don’t know anyone as committed to : ) as I am. But it’s just a very pleasingly proportioned emoticon

03.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t talk enough about how different the vibes are between : ) and :). :) is a fucked up little guy imo

03.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having what commentstors have tentatively termed β€œa normal one”

02.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0