curtains

Like ur allowed to not like me but the people who actively choose to despise specifically me are always like the most hated of all time in their respective scene and it sort of reassures me that i’m doing something right

I’m on a pre-vacation diet of sorts and i feel like that pic of cillian murphy in the straitjacket

Sometimes i just say fuck it and i dont brush my teeth cuz im tired

Look i know i am kind of goofy but my coworkers asking me if i have ever watched Netflix’s Atypical feels pointed

It takes four drinks for me to start asking people what their ethnicity is but ssris keep me at a 3 drink max

Yuuupppp!!!

Of course i love butter but i absolutely fuck with margarine

Shoot for the moon and even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars

When i was 16 i wanted to be a doctor but i ended up a nurse who frequents Michael’s

I should be able to buy a jar of pickled beans at the movie theatre concession

I would consider worshipping jesus if his fandom wasn’t so toxic

Happy birthday kylie!!!

Curtains can have a little boob job as a treat

Two of my friends r getting married at the end of the month and i am also going to see a lot of my friends there and it’s gonna be so nice! Growing up kindaaa rules ngl

I will say they are almost always heavily discounted at canadian tire

WAT

Yesssss

I wish a few years ago i had the vocabulary that i have now to have better understood myself. Specifically the terms “gooner” and “femcel”

I just found out what julian casablacas looks like

It’s gonna be me and all the other well-fed bitches without osteoporosis at the end of it all

Yesss let’s get everyone on glp 1s and then being skinny wont be cool anymore

The tru gym rat dudes r actually really chill to me tho which is sweet

Being an ugly girl in raggedy gym clothes and old t shirts who is good at weight lifting is crazy because men often act literally so fucking butthurt around me it’s actually comical

I can’t believe my boyfriend dated a bisexual girl from Alberta for like 5 years and yet it was ME who showed him Tegan and Sara

Girl so confusing edit with Gandalf and Saruman

Oh you can leg press 400lbs? How much can u back squat tho 🤨

I’ve got the biracial blues

Living vicariously through my boyfriend’s fat butt

We are essentially prepping

I will never be motivated enough by vanity lmfao but i should probably condition my heart and lungs fr