Chesto the Overtimelord

i kind of wonder if its a side effect of the re engine where textures are so good now that if they brightened up the coat it would look like shitty costume leather

the harsh truth of this world isnt that nero is more popular than dante or vergil is more popular than dante

its that the most popular character from dmc is actually Judgement Cut

We do a bit of pregaming

the holodeck when the bald man orders 8 miles of soup with no bowl:

my one year old haemonculus

he got boner during the interrogation and it was so devastating they called it the Big Swell Incident

i wonder what they meant by this 🤔

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

yea, if the devs put in the work then the people dont have to

"but he has a robot body in 3 and r" yea and they're flying the camera up his ass like he's a lamborghini the whole time, the man literally has cum pumping through his veins instead of blood

yknow i was genuinely wracking my brain thinking about if leon is the most objectified man in games and then i remembered raiden spends a large chunk of mgs2 and the entirety of 3 and revengeance just butt ass naked

yea they never take that long for me but any sections where one of the mechanics is "wait for the thing to go away" just suck me out of the flow

we gotta ban capcom from doing the Replay Destroyer Section or at least give us a skip button

Resident Evil Requiem

good game! i liked it a lot overall but i think the pacing was really strange and i kind of prefer how leon plays in 4r. they did laser target me with a specific moment and it felt like a celebration of the series so i can't really complain, might be above 7 and village for me

THE TIME HAS COME

leon: do you ever think about how weird it was that like 10 years ago we all had scifi holographic glass communicators and we all just switched back to iphones
grace: dude i was like 8 when those were a thing
leon: god im fucking old

i guess so!

big day for pup play enthusiasts

Divine's the world's most honest politician for standing on that "eat shit" policy

there will never be a funnier bit than divine yelling "LEGALIZE FIRST DEGREE MURDER, CONDONE CANNIBALISM"

comic of two guys standing in line somewhere. one of the guys has some kind of magic spirit hand lurking over him. guy 1: i've been getting into spectral hands lately guy 2 turns to look at him guy 2: huh? guy 1: yeah. after staring blankly for a moment, guy 2 turns away again guy 1: i don't have it jerk me off or anything. there is no response guy 1: just saying. just saying in case you were thinking that. again, nothing. guy 1: sometimes we practice kissing. the end

spectral hand comic 🫱

when rich says its a spot on impression you can see that frown he gives is so real

whaaaaAAAAAAAT

i love card draw

Chesto killed Marsh in MtG a second ago and the same thing happened