Carligulos (Carlos Larkin)

"Tin soldiers and Nixon coming.
We're finally on our own."

Different prez. Different state. Different enforcers. But... same bullshit.

So...

I died in that car accident in 1984 right? And this, all of this, is just my brain dying... right? This bullshit can't be real.

If someone could just kill me, that'd be great.

Ok.

The undocumented belong in, and are wanted in our Los Angeles.

These right-wing jackbooted MAGANazis are not wanted, and do not belong here. Keep your red-hatted scum in your own states/cities.

I'm so sorry to hear this.

Why do they just not get the message? I had a childhood friend, he went full MAGA, and now cannot seemingly understand that we are never going to be friends again. Keeps trying follow my public accounts. Cyber-stalks my wife's accounts. I block his ass and he just shows up somewhere else. Tiring...

I'm really trying to undo what/who this era has molded me to become.

I hate feeling like this.

As I told my wife, "if you feel the need to revert to your 'maiden' name to protect your right to vote, I will support you 100%."

That right is far more important than any Larkin family branding.

Also, it's beyond fucking insane that I even needed to say this. But this is where we are.

Q: "Why are you so lefty?"

A: "Because I understand 'big people' words."

Well...

THAT was a night of all-American insanity.

One last one.
(For today)

En Español:

A new one. Same theme.

Four years of peace and quiet and now we're back to this shit.

Meme urging Americans to oppose fascism by Being Liberal

Today, tomorrow, next week... next month.

A rhyme. some advice, and a laugh from World of Warcraft's Headless Horseman. Yes. there is a theme to my posts. #resist #fdt #headlesshorseman #worldofwarcraft #voiceactor #notmypresident #bolvarford... TikTok video by Carlos Larkin

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FtWs2K/

Speaks for itself:

It's a big "fuck you" to the orange shitgibbon.

Just leaving this here for anyone who might need it:

Do y'all think he'd prefer "Snoop Tom" or "Tom Dogg?"

Either way he's a sellout and a disappointment. Just set Spotify to never stream him to me again.

I'm just going to leave this right here for whoever needs it:

I can still hear that Tarzan Yell sound from PITFALL.

I also sucked at PITFALL.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but this holiday season more than most...

Drink the good stuff.
Dance.
Sing.
Eat too much.
Love too hard.
Live.

Because next year, I have a feeling, won't be worth celebrating.

My brother just sent me a box of some of my favorite books. This particular one has been a favorite for 40 years.

I tend to re-read the ones that I love. I guess you could call this one "the precious." She has served me well:

I'm just gonna say it...

This society we're livin' in doesn't value Tony Orlando and Dawn to the degree they deserve.

AmIright? Huh? Damned straight I'm right. 😁

I have to say, I kind of liked the word "Musk" better when it just meant some cheapass cologne the divorced dads bought at Sears.

How do you arrange/shelve your books?
1. By author.
2. Author and genre.
3. Genre alone.
4. Wait, they're supposed to be arranged?

When the powerful will not negotiate with the many, the many will STOP negotiating.

Reap what you sowed, oligarchs... Reap what you sowed.

Just keeping it to Christmas oldies on Youtube.

Don't want to inadvertently "Wham" myself.

Dear Healthcare CEOs,

Had it been any single one of you rather than him, the schadenfreude and joking about your death would be unchanged.

Sincerely,
The Rest of Us