Tom Bois

Can take the southern boy out of the South but the hospitality doesn’t disappear. My bottoms usually get weed, snacks, or a little lagniappe for the road. I’m one of those perverts with a kink for congeniality 😂

I got you babe. And if all you can handle is sitting on it and grinding against your sensitive spots, I’m still in heaven. Let my meat be your dildo, and my hairy chest can be the canvas for your leak, loads, and squirt. I love it so much that I take commemorative pics

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I don’t mind giving some TLC 👅 to opening up hole before the real stretch starts. I’ve been in enough vice grip holes to know that it never hurts to have patience!

I bet you’d make better sounds in my lap. But ngl, hearing this on a loop is making me need to breed 🥵

I’d make the situation worse/wetter before I made it better, but I’d towel off every square inch of you with absolute pleasure 😮‍💨

The struggles of being outside my bubble where I can be a my perpetually horny self 🥴

I hope you know I’d throw down and catch a case🧑‍⚖️ for you if I had to 😂

Some well intentioned person got my Fetlife account locked for impersonation less than 12hrs after I changed the name to Tom Bois and added content. I appreciate the vigilance but fuck that was fast 🤣 Got me in my car taking selfies with my ID

Once my kiln electrical work is done (it takes a special outlet that OF is gonna have to fund the install for 😛), I’m going to start doing some nude pottery content and selling what I make via Shopify. They can’t outlaw pottery sales!

Mine was doing halfhearted dishonest monogamy while working brutal swing shifts for decades. It was just me, him, and the squirter du jour. Went buck wild when he retired. I’m encouraging the old hound to run and play while he still can. But let’s put the lube away when the grandkids visit…

Having a “lifestyle” dad makes going home interesting. There are more pineapples in this house than a Dole plantation, tons of weed, lube in every room… I didn’t have a chance, guys. Doomed to be a walking 🍆😂

I’m his clone for better or worse 😏

If you edge me, I’ll keep you hydrated 💦

I mostly build with slabs and coils, but I do throw pots or components of sculpture. I do a lot of shapey stuff that just can’t be done on the wheel but I enjoy centering and pulling clay for sure! This one was an homage to the water of the swamps back home 😁

Have a great evening, you sexy animals. If you need me, I’ll be right here like this.

💯! Once to get my kiln hooked up and I’m back at the potter’s wheel, I’ll chill out 😛 Clay has a way of forcing you to keep your shit together 😅

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Why thank you! I had to get a gym day pass to keep from going insane on my visit home 😅 Two years ago I never thought I’d go to a gym, now if I don’t go four days a week I am a human pinball.

Want to start a cutting phase? Might I recommend stressing about a bunch of shit squarely outside of your control 😂 JK, be good to yourself and each other!

Hot damn! No wonder it’s my favorite month.

Thank you! I enjoy language learning. If I’m very stressed or have a headache it helps to just turn on the news in French or Russian, as odd as that sounds. I have linguistics training and later worked as a psychotherapist, so I’m a communicator 🤓

I could always use an extra hand or two, and being shaft to shaft with a guy 💦 is one of my favorite things 🤤

Luckily dad’s a Fetlife/lifestyle guy so I never have to pack silicone, fly with weed, or live like a Puritan lol

I’d take this view over a panorama of the Grand Canyon 😮‍💨

Staying at dad’s, desperately need a little of this today 🥵

I think it’s generally a good policy to, if you want to find people who you vibe with holistically, avoid chasing people. That goes for socials and elsewhere. Otherwise, it sort of sets you up for a bad time 😂

Fuck bro, you are looking great! 🍑 like wow 🥵

New bate session up on OF/JFF. And an OF promo is active!

These days, all the broccoli headed boys at my gym look like Whiplash from Rocky and Bullwinkle. It’s not just the gay ones!

Une branlette est un mauvais substitut à ce dont j'ai vraiment envie