Daz Watford

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'Cos everyone deserves access to the cool memes

A napkin doodle from famous "Fox Trot" cartoonist Bill Amend, commenting on current events

I mean sure, Trump shat himself on live TV the other week, but AOC thought through the answer to a question :|

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

A pic of Linda Hamilton in T2, but the film title below her reads "Alien 2", and the slogan is "It's war this time".

A fave T-shirt logo I mocked up for an Xmas gift

A small gold-colored corgi holding big blue morning glories in their mouth. The flowers are all connected by wavy looping vines and heart-shaped leaves. The flowers are so big, they kind of resemble many balloons, or a giant umbrella.

For you! 💐 Still just messing around with a few inks.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Juggernaut sketch

A very stylised horse with fire on its head

FIRE HORMSE SAYS HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 🧧 🫶🏼

Concept art by Alex Niño and Marcelo Vignali for Mulan (1998), dir. Barry Cook and Tony Bancroft, Walt Disney Feature Animation

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Sketch studies of different poses from the Olympic winter games with silly speech bubbles. The bubbles say "What's that sound, I've made a huge mistake, I have a wedgie, did I leave the stove on."

Some Olympic study antics during my break~ ✏️

A updated version of a F-17 stealth fighter

Another Patreon reward sketch from January. I wanted to do a F 17 update and started to look up a reference but then I was like, shit, I had a poster of it up on my wall when I was 12 and figured I could just draw it from memory...I was right

Text: "Planes" are a depiction of anything that exists in a drawing at a FiXED spatial distance from the viewer, with each grouping of subjects at a shared distance overlapping the next in order to suggest the spatial relationship of each element in the drawing to the others. This image has three planes: (Image of a drawing with a scorpion on a rock, a cowboy sitting on a rock, and a mountain in the background). Each plane in an image signifies a different degree of distance, with the foreground SHARiNG the viewer’s spatial plane, and the background being the farthest from it. There’s clear distance between each plane; no plane “touches” another.

Text: why is overlapping the planes necessary? (image: a cowboy apparently close to the viewer, one a ways back, and then a saloon behind him). Unless one plane directly overlaps another, there’s no sure clarity that they are, in fact, suggestive of different distances. (image: the cowboy appearing to be closest is shown to be a giant, swinging the apparently midground cowboy by the head into the two-story saloon that's only about as tall as a person). it’s also important to suggest scale in each plane using subjects whose size the audience is likely to know. when that isn’t possible, try repeating the element-of-unspecified-scale (a) from one plane in another and have it (B) interact there with a subject whose scale is clear. (image: a small round cactus in the foreground, and farther off a cowboy sitting on a similar cactus)

Text: A perspective grid composition (A) suggests depth by progressive recession in space, while planar composition (B) suggests it with staggered recession in space. (image: a receding grid and a series of staggered planar elements) The principles of overlapping planar composition can be used with a perspective grid, especially if there are elements with right angles (like buildings). Rough your panel with plane elements in place first... ...then make/place a grid that fits your layout... ...then utilize the grid to make the receding angles match.

(image: a wanted man hiding against a wall while a cowgirl crossed the street, looking around). One of the most useful* aspects of a foreground element is to create a sense of immersion for your audience. by putting it on essentially the same plane as the audience itself, the audience becomes a part of the story, seemingly able to touch the foreground, to lean around it for a better view. (image: the wanted man is now decidedly a foreground element). *it also means less time spent drawing all of the detail in the midground or background planes without ever aesthetically shortchanging your audience.

Hey, friends! Here are some thoughts on using planes in your compositions.

[ #oc / #ttrpg / #art ]

Leguizamo in Romeo and Juliet

I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:

Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo

Makoto doodle

The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:

Little Conan with his father in Conan the Barbarian (1982).

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust: If a load of laundry is not intended to include socks, socks will find their way inside; and if a load of laundry is sock-inclusive, socks will do their best to evade it.

There are some actors you just can't buy in period dramas. People say it's coz of botox and veneers etc but I think it's because some people just look like they know what a Twix is. Once you've seen it you can't un-see it.

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Right on my comfort zone

Random troodontid sketch

I've played enough video games to know that I need to climb up to that skylight.

Ah, I missed that one, I'll see if it's still on iPlayer ;D

turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company

we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running

Mackenzie Crook is a national treasure, he's hit the bulleye twice in a row!

Be warned going in, this is A LOT more melancholy than Detectorists, but has the same underlying love for humanity as a whole & lonely people making connections in particular <3's

Time to draw the dungeons!

I stream every Mon/Wed/Fri from 1 to 4pm Eastern

Today we return to Darklingtown to (hopefully) finish the final district to end this old project - the Vorpal Gate.

twitch.tv/dysonlogos

there are only two moods as an artist

It's my birthdayyy today so I'm going to ask for a cheeky lil artshare if you like my work since I'm still pretty new to the bluesky art community c:

Hii I'm Marby, I'm from the UK and living in the US. I like world building and fantasy art, I'm also working on a personal game project for fun 🖤