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Alex Weitzman

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#VoiceActor, animation nerd, comedian, political junkie, and a guy just trying to make sense of the world. (Cis he/him) Credit for profile pic: @beenbettercomic 🟑

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Four months solid of physical therapy.

Unless the ortho has a very unlikely response on Wednesday at the check-up, today was the last day at the PT gym.

Still doing stuff at home, likely for a long time, but the recovery has been pretty dang dramatic.

πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

27.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

26.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3584    πŸ” 1434    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 87

Always remember that creating the feeling of cultural oppression, the illusory notion that you must get on board the steamroller lest you instead be smushed by it, is the most constant and solitary strategy of techbro bullies.

They have no patience for needing to PROVE why their crap is useful.

27.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a clown is sitting on a table next to a man in a suit and tie Alt: Pennywise doin’ his β€œWUH-HAH” laugh.

β€œSo no one told you life was going to be this way…WUH-HAH WUH-HAH WUH-HAH WUH-HAH”

27.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsβ€”Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeβ€”living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

27.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œBut Alex, Kansas isn’t even in walking/marching distance from Poland~”

Ah-ah-ah, no no, being a Nazi isn’t about the EASE of being a Nazi. You made your fascist bed, you lie in it. Gotta march. Is there an ocean in your way? Apparently so. Gonna have to figure out breathing. That’s YOUR problem.

27.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally catching up with the Kansas news.

Huh.

Well, that’s just straight-up Nazi shit. Way to go, Kansas GOP, you’re just Nazis now. I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is. Gotta start marching on Poland now. Hide in bunkers, be the most punchable villains in every movie. Done deal. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

27.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The LA Times conflating me with the youngs? You flatterers, you.

I knew my physical media addiction would pay off someday.

25.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worth remembering that they jumped the gun on all this. It was never truly β€œready” to take over our jobs. It’s just another tool of exploitation, one designed to give less credit than ever before to those who actually DO THE THING.

19.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Also, this is the second time today on unrelated posts that I’ve referenced the Three Pigs WTF?)

11.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are there perhaps any pigs living in your building? Ones possibly trying to escape from wolves of significant lung capacity?

11.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever wonder what is going through an engineer's mind when they go through your audition? Come find out my first impressions of your space And how to improve it in a live setting!

23.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Private investigator Wolfe reports back that the foundation seems solid, but the trip left him winded.

10.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is smiling in front of a full moon and trees ALT: a cartoon character is smiling in front of a full moon and trees

At least I didn’t say Candle….wait.

10.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of young women are sitting in a stadium applauding and singing ALT: a group of young women are sitting in a stadium applauding and singing

Please stay tuned for an important message…

10.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the way.

F*ck ICE.

06.02.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4258    πŸ” 1039    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 91

yuuuup

And that’s not to say you can’t have meaningful criticism, even true antipathy, for such works! There’s tons of documented issues with HP, for instance. But ain’t nobody giving out a trophy for being first to the β€œHP is bad” finish line, so whoever’s trying for it, give it up.

03.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What frustrates me about this tendency is that it seems to generate from the impulse to self-glorify. To grab cred for β€œnever liking them to begin with” as if one’s tastes are a morality barometer. It’s a self-centered instinct and should be understood as such.

03.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

30.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13086    πŸ” 2175    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 54

From someone who is very much NOT β€œAlex Weetzman”, I sympathize.

30.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

26.01.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14758    πŸ” 2270    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 74

LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.

25.01.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

People are right to be incensed, but there are more names to uplift. ICE killed an immigrant man named Silverio Villegas GonzΓ‘lez in Chicagoland. He had children. Victor Manuel Diaz was kidnapped in Minneapolis and died in ICE custody on January 14. Their names deserve to be repeated, too.

25.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5556    πŸ” 2161    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 26

Reminder:

A lot of stuff sucks right now. You simultaneously should gird yourself for the fight while also taking any and all needed time for yourself, mentally, physically, economically. That can seem contradictory but it’s necessary to do both. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

25.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tidus and Jecht’s houseboat.

Tidus and Jecht’s houseboat.

Isn’t it kinda weird that we never talk about the fact that Tidus (and Jecht, for that matter) lived on a houseboat back in Zanarkand? Was this normal in that city? β€˜Cause I saw a lotta buildings in that town.

I think Jecht was the kind of weirdo who would rather pay dock fees than rent.

18.01.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom with a faux-hawk against Gavin Newsom with a soul patch.

Third party option will be Gavin Newsom in a Pagliacci costume.

16.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The mandolin I have used, to make the ratatouille from Ratatouille. πŸ˜‰

14.01.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m handier with kitchen knives, no question. Although I’m certainly not about to try a tournΓ©e anytime soon.

14.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME

14.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0