Alex Weitzman

Read the whole thread.

Or…uh…I’ll steal the Statue of Liberty.

….muahahaha?

(Just read it.)

Amazon pulled the Banana Fish AI crapola dub after everyone and their great-uncle gave them duly-deserved grief about it.

I’m looking forward to their next attempt to sneak it in, without setting off alarm bells. “Oh, no no no no, this isn’t AI. It’s A…uhhh…Y! AY. It stands for…umm…Artificial…Yes?”

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

As someone who loves to watch so-bad-its-good content PLEASE understand you can't give shit like this the time of day

The only way to convince these companies to not use AI dubbing is to show it's not profitable, STAY AWAY from hate-watching and instead spend that time watching dubs you love

Bake sale!!!

Sam Altman’s gonna break out his famous pecan caramel shortbread. (If he can remember the prompt for the algorithm to invent the recipe.)

My conspiracy theory of the day: SNL just keeps Colin Jost in a dark closet with a blindfold on and wearing headphones blasting death metal so he can’t hear or see the jokes in advance before he’s shoved on-camera.

Aoife subscribing to the ol’ “engineers are magical” stereotype. 😂

Well, then due to the bug control, I’m gonna have to assume Niffty is The Pain.

This affects you - the audience - more than you think.

Because there are no residual payments on videogames, many actors rely on convention appearances as a replacement income.

Because cons = $, cons have begun expecting talent to make it through YOU (no appearance fee).

You’ve been tip-cultured.

Sincere proposal:

Let’s take the cliche phrase of “Nobody wants to work anymore” and solely apply it to businesses and executives who lazily run AI where actual-people-work ought to be used.

People defending the chatbot NPC situation in Petit Planet insist that you can't expect a writer to come up with appropriate responses to anything a player might ask

I'd argue the NPC chatbot doesn't seem to be able to do this either, contradicting itself and stating generic gibberish.

I KNOOOOOW. Clearly I am losing my KH radar.

…y’know, it was an anime con, it is entirely possible the radar was overloading all day.

Goddammit, I can’t believe I was sitting right next to you as you were starting this sketch and I never noticed the keyblade. 🤣

I remember being a child and honestly thinking that figs couldn’t be a real thing. That Nabisco had just made up a fake word for generic sweet mush.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Damn straight.

Pertinent thread I’d posted a few months ago:

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Proud as hell to be originally from NYC tonight.

Rampaging for two now!

I’m imagining that being said right into Sean’s face during the next union leadership meeting.

The threequel is gonna bring us to negative integers. It’s about time, frankly. Too many positive integers in sequel names.

If you’re not using the words “tour de force” in reference to Megan Mullally’s performance from tonight’s Last Week Tonight episode, THEN YOU NEED TO START.

Sending you enormous hugs. Reach out anytime. 🫂

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Dealing with a new shoulder joint made of plastic and metal is a process, no doubt, and recovery is continual but slow.

That said, as an Ace Attorney fan, I also realized recently that you can pass a metal detector over my right shoulder and it goes off, and that gives me major Von Karma giggles.

I JUST saw this. 🤣🤣🤣

I was being very silly. Which is the sort of thing I say with a metric fuckton of pride.

I miss you, Billy Kametz.

I miss your distinctive voice, and infectious enthusiasm, and the way you brought a sense of ease & optimism everywhere you went.

I miss when I could pick your voice out in a cast but only got more excited when I did bc I knew you cared.

I miss you so much.

Fuck cancer.

Define “Perfect Ending”?