alien pum pum

layer your scents (if you do cologne, do a scented oil under it that matches the undertones of your cologne)

make sure your cologne is mainly on skin, not clothes

don’t rub or dab it in. just let your body absorb it

could’ve been stopped with proper moderation and legislation. bc it still goes on and honestly i could bet it’s even worse. ppl sneak porn/explicit content on apps that don’t allow it all the time

idk if we know this is a problem why aren’t we making a bigger stink of it

adults should in no way have access to underage ppl online whatsoever. we have to make that a national law somehow

i was a victim of blackmail and sexual abuse bc of the internet from like ages 11-15 and even preyed on heavily up until 19. im a victim of a lot of sexual violence.

when i was 13 i saw a man jerk himself off with a McChicken on twitter and stopped caring about men’s opinions ever since

Idk what this says about anything but I didn’t even know the ICC does anything… like they keep saying shit but I didn’t know they actually arrest people lmfao

me but autistic

chemistry made 100% sense. did i fail biology and never taken calculus - yes

why everybody on the discover tab old as dirt, yall are so boring

ya never know if u don’t try! 🫶🏽

…i’m just horny and mad posting bc my man cooking me dinner instead of cooking up some coochie pot pie 😔 SIGHHHH

old ppl do not need to be on social media i am not above cussing out grandmothers in fact FWUCK that old bitch

Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users

bluesky wants me to care about lesbian t swift so baddddd it’s not happening

Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭

YES but as an autistic person this feels a w f u l (for me) sensory wise once i’m in the bed or gotta put clothes on i hate it 😭

i did a crazy glute workout today and i’m sipping coquito my pussy might as well be put on a platter but my man wanna make dinner instead. stingy self

feed this PUSSY my stomach can WAIT

nonblack ppl with wavy/curly hair b using curl police to call us n*ggers and ion like det

idk mane i’m not lettin no nigga i feel like i gotta hide from social media impregnate me that’s just me tho

John Redcorn - SiR

I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.

man gon follow me with his toes gripping the boat he standing on absolutely not #blocked

Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.

scammers r quick this app like a week old relax 😭

how i start dieting and go to the gym and do cardio 4x/wk and somehow i gained two lbs

(don’t tell me the science, i know it, i just really dgaf to hear that rn)

i hate googles AI tool now!!! i googled it this morning and it said dr pepper and mr pibb were owned by coca cola but ur right dr pepper is actually owned by keurig i am just loud and wrong

what’s to be done when the russian bot farmers come? this sounds hilariously like conspiracy jargon but it’s not and i hope the small bluesky team has something to prepare for that bc it’ll flood at some point

elon is def gonna try to sue bluesky but it’ll fall through bc of how capitalism works in this country. dr pepper can’t be mad if everyone starts drinking mr pibb lol

(ignore that they now have the same parent company due to the gov not giving a shit abt monopolies)

what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them?

what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?

what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?

what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?

as a man why do you have nipples 🤨

don’t worry pookah i take an hour and half break for the gym whenever im in office 🫶🏽

agreed, this plus a smoothie with all my fave sups (msm powder, collagen, inulin powder, chlorophyll) are my morning go to alongside a cup of coffee

a bald man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a computer . ALT: a bald man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a computer .

MAKE A BITCH WANNA SLIT HER WRISTS HE AINT EVER MET ANOTHA GIRL LIKE THIS