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03.03.2026 09:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0@rockshrimp.bsky.social
Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.
Go to bed.
03.03.2026 09:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0I liked Holes.
03.03.2026 09:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On a cheery pink background, the line: "this Purim I'm going to get so drunk that I can't tell the right-wing antisemites from the left-wing antisemites".
a (Jewish) friend just sent this to me and it has made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Happy Purim everyone!
03.03.2026 08:55 β π 248 π 45 π¬ 4 π 6it can be quite difficult to be a Jew, but at least we're fucking funny
03.03.2026 09:02 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0You know that and I know that but the csuite doesnβt seem to.
03.03.2026 08:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My aunt worked for one company for over 40 years.
03.03.2026 08:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sending good vibes.
03.03.2026 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I suppose the idea that our current government is run by a religious doomsday cult helps to square how they donβt believe theyβre bound by laws. If I was certain the world was about to end, my relationship with consequences might also be a little different.
03.03.2026 08:16 β π 197 π 25 π¬ 2 π 0Weβre replacing them with AI itβs not going great anywhere.
03.03.2026 08:22 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This piece is disturbing because it reads like a press release that had to include a bit of journalism in it. Thereβs virtually no critical analysis of the danger of whatβs happening. The only mention of the word βlawβ is a UN quote.
03.03.2026 07:15 β π 240 π 99 π¬ 8 π 2On ER they crashed multiple helicopters on him iirc.
03.03.2026 08:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scene from the Simpsons episode Kamp Krusty: LISA: I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE, BART. BART: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, LIS LISA: I MEANT SOON. BART: SO DID I.
03.03.2026 08:05 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not a question of believing it though, itβs a question of thinking you can control these psychos forever like the GOP did. Iβm not partnering up with the suicide cult with nukes that thinks total global annihilation would be a good thing.
03.03.2026 07:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
An actual expert on government contracts: βContractors restrict the governmentβs use of their products all the time.β
Ben Thompson: βthis insistence on controlling the U.S. military, however, is fundamentally misaligned with realityβ
I just donβt know who to believe!
God it's so funny to watch these conservative reality-laundering online pundit assholes each get a turn at gazing into the void and actually momentarily seeing how awful they all are, before submerging again into the consent-manufacturing patter they've sold their souls to enrich themselves spewing.
03.03.2026 07:17 β π 154 π 31 π¬ 4 π 1The Israeli government doesnβt care. They think the Christofascists are useful idiots.
03.03.2026 07:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been βinundatedβ with more than 110 complaints.
One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesusβ¦
This is, um, fine, right?
03.03.2026 07:34 β π 32 π 8 π¬ 9 π 1Thank you this just answered my other comment from earlier.
03.03.2026 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goodnight everybody. Try to be less stupid in the morning.
03.03.2026 03:45 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0People are yelling outside so I came on here to see if I missed it and nope. π€·ββοΈ
03.03.2026 03:41 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1Tuxedo cat asking for belly rubs
Belly.
03.03.2026 01:42 β π 81 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build
03.03.2026 01:40 β π 1729 π 291 π¬ 173 π 29Man, I know the AP is hard up for cash, but manβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦
03.03.2026 01:26 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 6 π 0And hopefully wouldnβt cause headaches.
03.03.2026 01:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least it would be different.
03.03.2026 01:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think the fact that so many people who dislike BlueSky are reposting a weird person making an unpopular and insane claim about Jamelle Bouie as a sign of some deeper trend is probably more telling than the weird and unpopular claim. Noah Smith suggests it is a cultural norm that enabled fascism.
02.03.2026 23:00 β π 1692 π 139 π¬ 122 π 68If I could develop a stress response that is ANYTHING other than water leaking out of my eyes when I donβt want it to Iβd appreciate it.
03.03.2026 01:27 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0The best part is everyone hates us all the time.
03.03.2026 01:22 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0