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@rockshrimp.bsky.social

Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.

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Bad management has been the single most important factor every time I’ve been miserable in a job.

23.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unexpected Tragedy at the Autonomous Gun Factory

23.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you work on a holiday do you bill 4hrs to the holiday and 4hrs to the job or 8hrs to the holiday and 4hrs to the job?

23.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to propose a newsletter called "Matt Watch," which would just be about various Matts. What are they up to? Can they be trusted? That would also largely have worked as a Twitter summary, but much less so for Bluesky.

23.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1
Picture of Brad Lander shoveling snow in front of his campaign office.

Picture of Brad Lander shoveling snow in front of his campaign office.

Really hoping that the first time shoveling the campaign office sidewalk is also the last!

Enjoy the snow today, look out for your neighbors, and keep dreaming of spring (and petitioning shifts).

23.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My husband has a friend who used to call Let's Make a Deal "the game show that combines guessing with nothing" and for some reason that's popping into my mind as I try to get my motivation up for work today

23.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a lot of snow.

23.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unexpected xkcd.

23.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is Marisa, named after a dead ancestor (Morris in this case) because that’s how Jews do naming most of the time.

23.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Bucks County DA investigating after Quakertown police arrested high school students protesting ICE A Quakertown High School students' ICE protest escalated into a confrontation with adults that left at least one teenager bloodied and in handcuffs.

the old guy choking the teenage girl is apparently Quakertown Police Chief Scott McElree.

share.inquirer.com/xBXG16

21.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

Maybe, but there are real problems here β€” first, slagging an entire generation’s cognitive ability is shitty. And the evidence for that loss is… lower standardized test scores. Which to me is not a metric for β€œcognitive ability.” YMMV.

23.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun read. Basically if AI succeeds in its aims, we face massive problems. And of course if it turns out to be a bubble, we face massive problems.

Um.

23.02.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

v early in Mamdani’s term in office but hard to escape conclusion that he’s causing a lot of snowfall

22.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2209    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 22

as far as i can tell β€œbio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

22.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7960    πŸ” 1321    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 67

We are a very pro-dumb nonsense household.

23.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are you!

23.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight everybody. Try to be less stupid in the morning.

23.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No spoilers just in case but when he opened for Weird Al’s vanity tour he did a bit that is possibly my husband’s favorite thing anyone has ever done.

23.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine the snow is sticking now. You win this time nature.

23.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you think you’re me?

23.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Jordan Morris.

23.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That poor man.

23.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down, PHONE, we know about the snow

23.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Jesus Christ I don’t think the travel ban after 9 needed an emergency alert with the noise and everything.

23.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: well at least since the show was cancelled I get to watch the #LAvNYC game.

LA immediately scores in 2 minutes. Fml. 😭 #nycfc.

23.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
mincemeatbway o
2h
Cancelling tonight's show due to the blizzard was devastating and we appreciate your understanding, allies!
A genius scheme is
underway so we can still be with you! At 5:30pm ET, the cast will live-stream a concoction of tunes for you on our Instagram
See you there, agents

mincemeatbway o 2h Cancelling tonight's show due to the blizzard was devastating and we appreciate your understanding, allies! A genius scheme is underway so we can still be with you! At 5:30pm ET, the cast will live-stream a concoction of tunes for you on our Instagram See you there, agents

Post from the mincemeat Broadway IG β€œit’s not a usual day agents so we’re running slightly behind stay tuned for updates

Post from the mincemeat Broadway IG β€œit’s not a usual day agents so we’re running slightly behind stay tuned for updates

Ok now I feel better. (Also on panic buying matinee seats: worth it!!!!!!!)

22.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Simultaneously happy, relieved, mad, sad and guilty. Wheeeeee

22.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad we got matinee tickets before they cancelled the add on evening performance but we paid 2x as much as we did originally for the matinee and now our friends can’t come.

22.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Weather Update: Your
OPERATION MINCEMEAT
Performance Has Been
Canceled
Telecharge CUSTOMER SERVICE
Dear
Due to anticipated travel impacts from the impending blizzard and evening travel bans already announced for our surrounding areas, your performance has been canceled.
Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical
2/22/2026 7:30:00 PM

Weather Update: Your OPERATION MINCEMEAT Performance Has Been Canceled Telecharge CUSTOMER SERVICE Dear Due to anticipated travel impacts from the impending blizzard and evening travel bans already announced for our surrounding areas, your performance has been canceled. Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical 2/22/2026 7:30:00 PM

And there it goes. I guess even they couldn’t figure out a way around an 8PM NYC travel ban.

22.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
Post from Broadway league on Instagram that every evening show EXCEPT mincemeat had been canceled (so far): 

BROADWAY
WEATHER UPDATE
as of Sunday, February 22nd
Broadway matinee performances (curtain times at 3pm or earlier) will proceed as planned.
Due to anticipated travel impacts from the impending blizzard and evening travel bans already announced for our surrounding areas, Broadway theatre owners and producers have come to the consensus that evening performances (curtain times at 6pm or later) tonight (Sunday, February 22) will be cancelled.

Note that as of 10:30am, Operation Mincemeat has not cancelled its evening performance.

For questions about exchange or refund policies, theatregoers should contact their point of purchase directly.
BROADWAY
LEAGUE

Post from Broadway league on Instagram that every evening show EXCEPT mincemeat had been canceled (so far): BROADWAY WEATHER UPDATE as of Sunday, February 22nd Broadway matinee performances (curtain times at 3pm or earlier) will proceed as planned. Due to anticipated travel impacts from the impending blizzard and evening travel bans already announced for our surrounding areas, Broadway theatre owners and producers have come to the consensus that evening performances (curtain times at 6pm or later) tonight (Sunday, February 22) will be cancelled. Note that as of 10:30am, Operation Mincemeat has not cancelled its evening performance. For questions about exchange or refund policies, theatregoers should contact their point of purchase directly. BROADWAY LEAGUE

This is an asinine situation of the producers’ own making.

22.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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