Clint Midwestwood

Hello! My question is, are you in an airplane?

(If not, you're probably done answering questions.)

Wouldn't they prefer a nice game of chess?

I never had to, but I have a friend who's a college English professor who makes her students watch it. I tell her she's cruel.

When I was a sophomore in high school in 1988, I wore an old campaign pin that said "Re-elect Carter/Mondale. A kid in my class asked "Who's Carter Mondale?"

I'd rather he spend some time in prison before we send him back home.

It was a common sentiment when I was growing up in a Kentucky town full of Baptists.

Do you hear this as Trent Reznor or Johnny Cash?

Anybody who understood the stakes in 2016 knew this was EXACTLY where we'd wind up.

I watched 1883. There is a 90% chance that baby died of diphtheria.

@kygrlinillinois.bsky.social

Nobody is delighted by the deaths of children. We are horrified by the refusal of many to do anything to protect them, and we wish the Texans showed the same grace when someplace like Los Angeles burned that they demand now from us.

I came within about a foot from hitting Rob Blagojevich on my bike outside the Thompson Center once in about 2008.

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Winning the Triple Crown is hard. That's the point.

I think everybody skips over the effect of having no electronic entertainment.

Raising Arizona. After they perfected their style, before they got precious about it.

Don't care. I'll signal that virtue. I want it.

Pizza Pub in Elizabethtown, KY in the 1990s. These guys from Brooklyn would up in town making the most New York pizza I've ever had. I haven't had pizza that good in actual New York. Have no idea what happened to those guys.

When you don't know what sport you're aging. Pitcher tries to throw a fastball but hits a birdie.

He got himself elected to a position of authority in the Democratic Party, which means his opinions matter now.

They used to do that all the time. They're just going back to the classics of the early 21st century.

Well ... not that I think this should be the plan, but there are about to be A LOT more unemployed workers.

When things here get as bad as they are in China, we won't be able to talk about it on the internet.

Just the opposite. It made the idiots decide THEIR politics was all that mattered and gave them a place to organize.

I want this picture to be everywhere - no caption

That's the number one reason I've never flown Southwest.

Give up the Moon for an imaginary Mars program that has no chance of sending a human to Mars in the next fifty years. This will be the end of the American space program.

He came in like a wrecking ball.

Imagine.

But not fighting back didn't let her keep her job. If you're going to lose either way, might as well go down fighting.