@guypatterson.bsky.social
I asked my gf today which actor would play me in a movie… she said Sean Astin
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
Who has made this 🤣
07.12.2025 13:49 — 👍 20865 🔁 4089 💬 101 📌 115When I cast soccer games illegally from my laptop to my tv, all I’m really doing is watching the game on my laptop. And for absolutely no reason choosing to listen to the audio from further away.
07.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#bhafc this is objectively *not* a game I would show to my friends who aren’t already into soccer.
07.12.2025 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My money would also be on a sloppy own-goal to seal the deal.
07.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yikes. In that case, needs a refresh. Either back home or elsewhere. Shame.
07.12.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#bhafc wtf happened to Yalcouye at Swansea??? Bring him home.
06.12.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Self-driving cars? Fine, whatever.
Self-cleaning weed bowls? UMMM WHERE DO I SIGN??
Do #safc have more than one ‘Le Fee’ on the roster? No? So, then, WHAT is the point of his jersey reading ‘E. Le Fee’?????
Just in case we don’t get him confused with…..????
The. End. #bhafc
Absolutely unacceptable fucking collapse.
Mid-table again. Manager fully to blame.
#bhafc Minteh off, please. Just wasting opportunities all game.
03.12.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like I fucking said… UGH
03.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#bhafc this match has ‘monumental Villa win’ written all over it 🤦🏻♂️
03.12.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Left side for #bhafc very dynamic with MDC and Ferdi. For me, though, Ayari having one of his best games so far (whilst I knock on wood).
30.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Convinced ikea actually wants every couple on earth to break up.
29.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 national guardsmen shot.
“Hey let’s send in 500 more!”
???
You mean the AI ones where they couldn’t even be bothered to write grammatically correct copy for the AI voice to speak?
Brother, you know giving them money is not the answer.
fuck baerskin hoodies.
Your ads are unblockable on youtube. I'll never buy one.
Whichever politician in 2028 pledges to destroy “baerskin hoodies” and outlaw their fucking YouTube commercials across the board… well, they’ve got my vote.
26.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So what are YOU doing to stop him besides tweeting about it?
26.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We all agree the chorus in Benson Boone’s ‘Mystical Magical’ is in fact ‘Physical’ by Olivia Newton-John right?
26.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t be the only one absolutely befuddled by British people pronouncing the last name “Davies” as “Davis”.
17.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"The planes also don't have engines, which would need to be purchased separately."
09.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1810 🔁 392 💬 102 📌 18“Yeah, we decided to celebrate Independence Day on July 7th this year.”
NO!
December 26th: Merry Christmas!
NO!
It’s happy new year now, you fucking idiot. The Christmas train left the station yesterday IDIOT.
If the date of the current day you’re living is in November, you MISSED THE BOAT on Halloween. Cut the shit.
09.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0God forbid you capitalize her last name as well
08.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sellers’*
08.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is why I don’t buy tickets to Bright Eyes shows
08.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
