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Stephen can spell but the @theguardian.com copy editor needs to check their work 🤦🏻‍♂️ #whatsoever

The Traitors have absolutely no chill whatsover: the Stephen Collins cartoon Today’s mission will feature gross exaggeration

👏🏻👏🏻 Well done @stephencollins.bsky.social this made me laugh. Very fine work. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This is making me happy that AI couldn't come up with this detail. Happy Xmas, enjoy your night in the tent! #duvetknowitschristmas

A latecomer, but lots going on here. David is teasing us. #duvetknowitschristmas

A photo of a camping tent erected in the back of a lounge with Christmas decorations

We've brought our own tent to my sister-in-law's so we can have our own little boutique hotel room in the back of the lounge.

#duvetknowitschristmas

#clothespeg 😆

He wasn't called @foone.bsky.social by any chance? 😆

#done

#formicastoolofchastity may win DTKIC 2025 #duvetknowitschristmas

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025

The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night

Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz

An orange sleeping bag has a large yellow Lego head. A large number of soft toys can be seen piled up on a chair. Happy Christmas if you are reading this!

Youngest is staying on his cousin's floor, a large number of usual occupants had to be vacated temporarily. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas @rhodri.biz

Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

Good luck sleeping with all that freezer humming 😆
#duvetknowitschristmas

Due to an unfortunate incident whilst transporting a radiator 🤦🏻‍♂️ managed to damage the heater controls in my car. Initially thought it would be ££££. But thanks to eBay and the fact it's a well designed car that is easy to fix, got a replacement part for £25. 20 mins later, fitted and working. 👍🏻

[Scene is a JOB INTERVIEW. The bosses taking the interview are FATHER and MOTHER CHRISTMAS. In the chair across the desk from is the interviewee: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, sitting legs crossed. Rudolph is effusive and expressive with his hands / hooves.] RUDOLPH: ...and in addition to my sleigh-pulling experience, l just genuinely love working with other reindeer. I mean I'm a real 'reindeer reindeer' you know? Haha! FATHER CHRISTMAS [Looking delighted]: Wonderful! Well, I think we've found our candidate... So, uh... Rudolph with your nose so bright... ...won't you guide my sleigh tonight? [A chilly pause. We focus on Rudolph, who folds his arms, looks away in silent fury, his nose casting light about the room as he does so. He drags his eyes back to Father Christmas, his expression now of pure, cold contempt.] RUDOLPH: So this is about my nose. FATHER CHRISTMAS: One of my bulbs has gone. RUDOLPH: Go to Halfords! FATHER CHRISTMAS: It's closed till Tuesday. RUDOLPH: No, right, OK... I get it... this is like a narrative thing for you, isn't it? [Rolling his eyes, gesticulating, getting more angry as he begins to rant]: Like...powerful white male saves the shunned outsider by making a gimmick of their difference? [We see Father and Mother Christmas looking awkward, a bit scared, askance at each other] RUDOLPH: So in your head, what, like, the other reindeer who've bullied me my whole life will suddenly start respecting Mr Fog Lamp up front? [Rudolph is waving his hooves now] I mean, I notice you haven't interviewed my AUNTY for this job. Rita the Red-Arsed Reindeer? She applied! Her nose is even brighter than mine, but because the disease has spread to her ARSE she's not the right KIND of diversity mascot... [Finally Rudolph stands up, knocking his chair backwards. Father Christmas looks shocked, Mother Christmas looks terrified.] RUDOLPH: This is BULLSHIT! FATHER CHRISTMAS: SECURITY...! [A little Elf enters to tackle Rudolph] [Ends]

Job interview

@haveibeenpwned.com I don't think the database search is currently working. Accounts I have previously tested as having a number of breaches are reporting zero breaches.

I commissioned @stephencollins.bsky.social to do a pet portrait for us earlier in the year. He did an amazing job, we love it, highly recommended.

The reality of embracing AI everywhere. Already impacting self employed artists, copywriters, coders next it'll be musicians, authors, journalists, editors, accountants, financial advisors, photographers, models...

For more than a decade we’ve seen that hostile policies don’t fix the asylum system they just create chaos, cost, and deeper division. The latest proposals repeat the same mistake. When our own process recognises someone as a refugee, stripping them of stability later doesn’t strengthen control; it weakens trust in the system. Other countries have tried constant reassessments, and it simply swallowed resources without delivering mass returns. If we truly want an asylum system that works, the answer is clear: faster decisions, better accommodation, and a functioning agreement with France. Punishing recognised refugees won’t achieve any of that. We need a fair, workable approach, not another round of policies that divide communities and fail on their own terms.

Our local labour MP talking sense around immigration along with some other Labour back benchers. Pity their party have turned into Reform wannabes. It's not what 'the country wants', it's what the right wing press want us to think the country wants, and they've fallen for it. Massively.

Suspect has been named as Gaz Pacho

@privateeyenews.bsky.social being brilliant as usual 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

You didn't finish. #5K #backaround

#prechips

This is what heaven looks like.

Apropos of nothing, Lupin is really worth watching if it's passed you by. 🕵🏻‍♂️🇫🇷

British.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

Who else wants to watch 'Last one laughing v Celebrity Traitors'?

You do get the feeling that Zack and the Greens if ever given the chance would bring about positive change to the country unlike Reform/Farage who have no interest in improving the country, only dividing it more, and the Tories/Labour who see the US becoming a Police state and think 'lets copy that'