Kelly Brown

Our very own @kellyannbrown.bsky.social kicking off the @atxfestival.bsky.social Pitch Competition Finale.

Kelly Brown on Substack Storytime: “Scotty” If you know me, you’ve probably heard this story...but there’s a new chapter!! When Scotty first came to Open My World Therapeutic Riding Center, he wouldn’t even go near a horse...

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HOW IS NOBODY IN OUR GOVERNMENT STOPPING THIS?!?!

Isn’t this blatant market manipulation????????

If someone wants to make $1M next year during #SXSW, set up sound proof napping/quiet pods right outside the convention hall that people can walk-up or reserve. Partner with some new science thing and market them as “Brain Breaks.” I would pay $100 for 10 minutes right now.

In the wake of whatever that orange buffoon said on TV last night, here’s a gentle reminder for the world (but especially for Americans who chose not to vote). Time to take our country back. #WeThePeople

Yup!

As he walks in, you walk out. Don’t entertain his lies. Or just boo the whole time. Be disruptive. Get arrested. Get in some good trouble.

Trump and Vance are absolute lunatics and nobody is stopping them. If the Democrat and Republican leadership don’t step up, the people must. They work for us. Remember that. They work for us.

Where was that question for Musk?

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Don’t. It’ll make your blood boil. I’m fuming. FUMING! Vance sounds like an uneducated spoiled brat. And Trump sounds like his even dumber dad trying to defend his son’s bullying. They’re such soft, weak men. I hope they both have chronic, explosive diarrhea.

Yes please!!

Shot of the US Army NHRA top fuel dragster taking off from the starting line overlayed with text that reads: How To Write Reality TV, Don't let the genre's name fool you.

My writing/producing partner @kellyannbrown.bsky.social told me I should try Substack, so I'm now on Substack. For my first post, I write about writing a genre of TV some people don't realize is written. open.substack.com/pub/davidvie...

Not again!! We were just talking about this yesterday haha

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

Hey so Tennessee passed a bill that allows the attorney general to remove elected officials from office for voting a specific way! Oh they also said immigrants have to have Identification with special markings now!

Not super concerning or scary at all!!!! Totally normal!!!!!

Great! (She says sarcastically and with puns intended)

Is that a real question? I feel like the answer is obvious. But then again…’Merica 🤦🏼‍♀️ Thanks for remaining one of the good ones, sir.

Just in case you need yet another reason to tell that orange sack of used maxi pads to go fuck himself with no lube… here you go!

Tweet from 'MAGA Michelle S' says, "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts. This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."

I had to screenshot this.

Can we abolish that in real life too?

I find it weird that so many people currently wave the Confederate flag and the Nazi flag, both flown by armies that ended by waving a white flag.

Hi...

Yeah, we just moved in...

Why? Oh, because we heard this place is relatively Nazi-free.

I want to be on a different timeline.

Today and in the coming days, remember

The Mainstream Media Will Try To Normalize Donald Trump. I won't. This is why independent journalism is so critical in this moment.

The Mainstream Media Will Try To Normalize Donald Trump. I won't.

The next four years aren't going to be easy, but I am not afraid of Donald Trump or his allies. Let's spread the truth. The unvarnished truth. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Yet all anyone is talking about is the TikTok ban

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

No, it’s not.